Ian's definitions

aRtwoage

taken from games of pro evolution soccer, ahRtwoage is to press or hold down the R2 button the the controller to perform a drag round a player or other skill
aRtwoing

"oh nice bit of ahRtwoage round me there"

by ian September 16, 2004

pokey

guyanese for vagina

i gon fuck dat fat pokey

by Ian June 23, 2004

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004

Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 2, 2004

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004

world of werbo

Originates from the expression world of werbo, shortened to Werbo
Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

by Ian February 10, 2004

Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.

The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.

by Ian December 7, 2004