Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 07, 2004
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Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.
Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!
by ian March 02, 2005
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Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.
by Ian June 26, 2003
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arrakis

Arrakis, later Rakis (known colloquially as "Dune") is a desert planet with almost no water at all, and is the only known source of the spice Melange which makes interstellar travel possible. It is native home of the Fremen.
Arrakis is the power center of the Imperium.
by Ian June 14, 2004
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Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 21, 2003
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chaos

excited about an object, not yourself
that ride was so chaos.
by Ian April 05, 2003
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neopets

A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.
If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.
by Ian December 22, 2003
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