dirty pepe

A player on Halo 2 that thinks he's amazing with the sniper rifle, but really just gets owned by players such as Weedy McWeed and MM Takedown.
Dirty Pepe: Guys let me get the sniper, you will benefit from it.
Us: Ok fine lets see the killing
Dirty Pepe (5 seconds later): Guys I died, they have my sniper rifle now.
by Ian February 21, 2005
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rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
by ian January 21, 2004
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curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
by ian January 21, 2004
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Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 09, 2004
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chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.
Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.
by Ian February 14, 2005
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queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet
dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.
by IAN April 13, 2004
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sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.
by ian January 21, 2004
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