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Definitions by Ian

Clarence Cola 

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
Clarence Cola by Ian December 7, 2004

Killer Boobies 

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
Killer Boobies by Ian December 7, 2004

Bushslap 

When someone realizes that voting Republican has caused them terrible harm.
Workers Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.

He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.

After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
Bushslap by Ian December 7, 2004
how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"
damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!
wagina by Ian December 3, 2004

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.
a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
Breath of Fresh Ass by Ian December 1, 2004

Nose Bong 

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction
Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?
Nose Bong by ian November 30, 2004

Uzbekistan 

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
Uzbekistan by Ian November 25, 2004