Western Australia

Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.

Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 18, 2020

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020

Mediocre

I'll steal someone else's policies, spread lies about then, then I'll pretend to be a victim.

'I'm great now,' said Mr mediocre, as he stole someone else's life purpose. Ireland loves him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 09, 2020

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd king twerp. The greatest control freak and lover of terror that has ever existed. People had a choice to not pay taxes in the '80's.

'Im in Kevin Rudds faction. I saw that star when he was born.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

Bag

A bag. Something you place all you're things in. Not a WOMAN.

My wife will now fetch something from her magical bag.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 03, 2020

Taliban

Group of very hairy hillbillies carrying guns.

Has the president sent anymore guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019