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Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Kevin Rudd 

Kevin Rudd bent over, and astronomers discovered a new black hole.
Kevin Rudd by Iam not Elmer Fudd October 14, 2020
Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!
Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
Batman by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
Canada. Place where seals are regularly slaughtered by Christian's
Come to Canada and join in the great deal hunt, eh? It's more popular than killing the tribbles, eh!
Canada by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020

4 legged chicken 

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

Canadian seal hunt 

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'
Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

Justin T 

I just saw Justin T. His bling nearly blinded me. He even carries a silver gun.
Justin T by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 9, 2020

Kleptomaniac 

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.
Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.
Kleptomaniac by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020