Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 06, 2020

Justin T

Canadian Gangsta rapper Justin T

I just saw Justin T. His bling nearly blinded me. He even carries a silver gun.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 09, 2020

Klu Klux Klan

Klu Klux Klan A Buch of hillbillies with beady eyes, that like to wear pointy hats.

The klu Klux Klan will accept morons, hairy people, and lesbians. But not homosexuals.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 08, 2020

Portly

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Ghost hunter

Someone who likes to hunt ghosts.

I just saw a bunch of fat ghost hunters on tv, stalking that delicious ghost pork chop! While searching for the haunted alcohol.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd an Elmer Fudd lookalike, who thinks no one should go to jail.

Kevin Rudd: Let Osama go. Throw in prison the person who didn't make my sandwich MY WAY.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020