Bushslap

When someone realizes that voting Republican has caused them terrible harm.
Workers Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.

He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.

After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
by Ian December 07, 2004
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henney

short for hennesy, a congac
"...got cris on pop, HENNEY with no CHASER mommy dont stop...."
-fat joe/r kelly "we thuggin"
by Ian May 01, 2003
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glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
by Ian March 17, 2005
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Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 07, 2004
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Twang

V. To be hit or jabbed in the balls
N. The balls
U twanged my balls!
I hav an itch on my twang
by Ian April 08, 2003
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queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet
dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.
by IAN April 14, 2004
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arrakis

Arrakis, later Rakis (known colloquially as "Dune") is a desert planet with almost no water at all, and is the only known source of the spice Melange which makes interstellar travel possible. It is native home of the Fremen.
Arrakis is the power center of the Imperium.
by Ian June 14, 2004
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