IaN's definitions

Till

Only the Hottest Man on the face of the Planet. Till Lindemann is a very talented Singer of the German Industrial Band, Rammstein. No, "Du Hast" does NOT mean "You Hate", it means "You have". And no, the song is NOT about baking a cake. He is a Beautiful, and Talented man, who any woman would be lucky to get raped by. He is NOT a Nazi, and he does NOT worship satan, and he is NOT a Wife Beater, as the German tabloids claim he is.

"Wow, did you hear why Susie isn't at work?"
"No, why?"
"She saw Till Lindemann and fainted!"

by Ian January 11, 2004

chaos

excited about an object, not yourself

that ride was so chaos.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Bydunno

I have no frieken idea.

What are you doing today? Bydunno.

Want to have ? Bydunno

by Ian June 20, 2003

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 6, 2005

kanuxnewbie

Quite possibly one of the gayest things/people in the world.

oh my god, you are such a KanuxNewbie!

by Ian April 2, 2004