ITman's definitions

winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

by ITman January 3, 2008

dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.

Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”

by ITman October 7, 2007

Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.

"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"

by ITman January 3, 2008

Calpolholic

A person addicted to Calpol

"You've been taking that bleeding Calpol for every little pain, since you were a tiny baby. Your addicted to the stuff, I think your a bloody Calpolholic"

by ITman January 3, 2008

Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More

This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,

by ITman April 20, 2008

Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.

Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour

by ITman April 20, 2008

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 4, 2008