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Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.
"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"
by ITman January 3, 2008
mugGet the Craparazzomug.

Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by ITman April 20, 2008
mugGet the Eggistmug.

Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 4, 2008
mugGet the Proxymoronmug.

Doorsteper

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.
Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!
by ITman May 4, 2008
mugGet the Doorstepermug.

Flag shagger

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling
He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger
by ITman September 15, 2025
mugGet the Flag shaggermug.

uptheduff

Uptheduff

1. The slang term for being pregnant

2. A drinking toast with Duff beer in the Simpsons
Example: She’s uptheduff again

Example: I’ll uptheduff to payday, to dooh
by ITman October 7, 2007
mugGet the uptheduffmug.

cutliced

Cutliced: A cut so deep or long it almost slices in two
He was very cutliced and had to hold the bits together
by ITman April 19, 2008
mugGet the cutlicedmug.

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