IAN's definitions

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

fuck

Can be used as almost every word in a sentence.

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

by Ian October 12, 2006

wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"

damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!

by Ian December 3, 2004

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 2, 2005

land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004

Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.

Damn, Lewisvile is boring.

by Ian February 5, 2005