IAN's definitions

curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

royle

The one who is Hung.

The Human Tri-Pod

by Ian January 9, 2004

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet

dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.

by IAN April 13, 2004

tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.

I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.

by Ian May 4, 2004

world of werbo

Originates from the expression world of werbo, shortened to Werbo
Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

by Ian February 10, 2004

Lakers

1.(n)Lakers are people who come to the finger lakes region of new york in the summertime and totally make the lives of those who live there year round hell. They are disrespectful, ignorant, and are mostly old and incapable of driving well.

1.Man, im sick of these Lakers coming up to Penn Yan and clogging the streets up.

by ian August 15, 2005

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

by Ian May 26, 2003