Skip to main content

IAN's definitions

NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
by Ian December 3, 2005
mugGet the NIA mug.

neopets

A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.
If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.
by Ian December 22, 2003
mugGet the neopets mug.

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
by Ian May 13, 2005
mugGet the glory bag mug.

Jeeno

another word for cool, because cool gets old.
that was simply Jeeno
by Ian April 4, 2003
mugGet the Jeeno mug.

kanuxnewbie

Quite possibly one of the gayest things/people in the world.
oh my god, you are such a KanuxNewbie!
by Ian April 2, 2004
mugGet the kanuxnewbie mug.

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.
"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."
by ian January 21, 2004
mugGet the I ain't fuck ya mug.

Boozer

you boozer
by Ian September 4, 2003
mugGet the Boozer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email