I.E.I. Industries's definitions

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

FatTok

A euphemism for the fat “activism” on TikTok. Most commonly associated with extremist ideas of “fat acceptance” and body “positivity”, as well as “healthy at every size”.

“Damn, so now some fat influencers on FatTok are claiming that wanting to work out is fatphobic.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 18, 2024

Joe Biden

J = Jackoff
O = Oblong
E = Ending
B= Brainless
I = Idiotic
D = Dumb
E = Excuse
N = Nobrain

I’m sick and tired of these idiots calling him a saint. Joe Biden ain’t a saint, alright.

by I.E.I. Industries February 9, 2024

Butt Light

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.

“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The place where politics, racism, sex, and general stupidity can conjoin together into a beautiful amalgamation of idiocy. It's the website you're on, by the way.

"Urban Dictionary, where intelligence goes to die."
- Me, 2024.

by I.E.I. Industries March 11, 2024

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

badacafcar

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.

“Barrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 16, 2023