I.E.I. Industries's definitions

Joe Biden

J = Jackoff
O = Oblong
E = Ending
B= Brainless
I = Idiotic
D = Dumb
E = Excuse
N = Nobrain

I’m sick and tired of these idiots calling him a saint. Joe Biden ain’t a saint, alright.

by I.E.I. Industries February 9, 2024

badacafcar

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.

“Barrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 16, 2023

FatTok

A euphemism for the fat “activism” on TikTok. Most commonly associated with extremist ideas of “fat acceptance” and body “positivity”, as well as “healthy at every size”.

“Damn, so now some fat influencers on FatTok are claiming that wanting to work out is fatphobic.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 18, 2024

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The place where politics, racism, sex, and general stupidity can conjoin together into a beautiful amalgamation of idiocy. It's the website you're on, by the way.

"Urban Dictionary, where intelligence goes to die."
- Me, 2024.

by I.E.I. Industries March 11, 2024

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Gualmart

A pronunciation of Walmart by Hispanics, usually Mexicans, mainly in cases where they need to say Walmart as an American, but they don’t know if it’s spelled with a G (pronounced like a W), or if it is really with a W.

“Final question to prove legal citizenship. Can you say Walmart?”
“Uh… gualmart!”
*Gets deported*

by I.E.I. Industries March 1, 2025