Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 26, 2023
A euphemism for the fat “activism” on TikTok. Most commonly associated with extremist ideas of “fat acceptance” and body “positivity”, as well as “healthy at every size”.
by I.E.I. Industries February 19, 2024
Some dumbass Urban Dictionary user who’s actually just a racist, hates America, and thinks that everything can be solved with a little ✨communism✨
by I.E.I. Industries August 12, 2024
The term for oil used by patriots of America. Often the center of minor conflicts, and is desired in increasingly large quantities by everyone.
by I.E.I. Industries May 25, 2025
by I.E.I. Industries October 23, 2023