Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The place where politics, racism, sex, and general stupidity can conjoin together into a beautiful amalgamation of idiocy. It's the website you're on, by the way.

"Urban Dictionary, where intelligence goes to die."
- Me, 2024.

by I.E.I. Industries March 11, 2024

FatTok

A euphemism for the fat “activism” on TikTok. Most commonly associated with extremist ideas of “fat acceptance” and body “positivity”, as well as “healthy at every size”.

“Damn, so now some fat influencers on FatTok are claiming that wanting to work out is fatphobic.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 18, 2024

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 03, 2023

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

jizztribution

Obviously the mass production and distribution of jizz.

“Tonight on SMNN, we are witnessing a large agency in the middle of their jizztribution.”

by I.E.I. Industries October 25, 2023