A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.
That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.
That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.
That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!
Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!
Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.
Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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You really typed A 100 times? Wow. Either that or you held down the A key for that long. Still wow. You must be very bored if you are doing this.
Let me guess, next you will type aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 100 times. That would be 10,000 A’s.
by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023