I make words it is fun's definitions

UwU

1) Eye cancer that only furries leave in the comment section of literally anything.

2) A replacement for :3.

3) A target on your back

4) An unforgivable sin that can cause a most painful death caused by your peers.

Person 1: uwu
Person 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.: MEN!!!! DESTROY HIM!!!!!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

C418

The original maker of all Minecraft sounds and soundtracks. 13 of the 16 music discs were written by him. Mojang later hired other people to help make the sounds of Minecraft. Something less known about C418 is that his cat made the sounds for the Ghast. I know. Creepy.

Person 1: Have you heard of C418?
Person 2: You mean the guy who makes Minecraft sounds?
Person 3: His cat made the Ghast sounds.
Person 1: Where is that cat? I want to hear it.
Person 2: I think it underwent a little editing before becoming Ghast sounds.

by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023

Chunky’s dead

A meme.

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Dentist

A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.

Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023