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Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

UwU

1) Eye cancer that only furries leave in the comment section of literally anything.

2) A replacement for :3.

3) A target on your back

4) An unforgivable sin that can cause a most painful death caused by your peers.

Person 1: uwu
Person 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.: MEN!!!! DESTROY HIM!!!!!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.

Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

C418

The original maker of all Minecraft sounds and soundtracks. 13 of the 16 music discs were written by him. Mojang later hired other people to help make the sounds of Minecraft. Something less known about C418 is that his cat made the sounds for the Ghast. I know. Creepy.

Person 1: Have you heard of C418?
Person 2: You mean the guy who makes Minecraft sounds?
Person 3: His cat made the Ghast sounds.
Person 1: Where is that cat? I want to hear it.
Person 2: I think it underwent a little editing before becoming Ghast sounds.

by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

trombrero

When some idiot thinks it's funny to wear a trombone like a hat

*Puts trombone on head* Hey look, I'm wearing a trombrero

by I make words it is fun December 5, 2023

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You really typed A 100 times? Wow. Either that or you held down the A key for that long. Still wow. You must be very bored if you are doing this.

Let me guess, next you will type aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 100 times. That would be 10,000 A’s.

by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023