Eevee

The BEST Pokémon.

Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.

Generational status of Eevee:

Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon

Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon

Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon

Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 6:
Sylveon

Gen 7:
The best gen

Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024
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Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
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MandJTV

Pronounced M-and-J-TV, he is an absolute legend in the Pokémon YouTube realm. Because shiny hail form Castform was given alternate colors, he came up with the phrase “Hail Yeah.” Say it on ASPITPIAY (stands for “at some point in the past I asked you”) and you will get many upvotes. His favorite Pokémon are Sceptile and Hail Form Castform. He has many forms, including “Grunty Boi,” the bringer of the sponsor, “Mikey,” the YouTuber, “Mikie,” leader of Team Sky, and “Mickey,” because people spell it that way for some reason. He has recently become quite fond of Drowzee. He denies it, but knows deep down that his fans will get it out of him eventually. He despises Miltank, because of its sausage nipples and Whitney. Yes, you read right. But Mikey is a hero! He managed to slay the vile beast with no STAB super effective moves (after 42069 attempts, of course)! Mikey is also known to make videos with PM7, a friend of his, involving various challenges. The winner of the season gets a trophy and the loser gets a small toilet.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch MandJTV?
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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trombrero

When some idiot thinks it's funny to wear a trombone like a hat
*Puts trombone on head* Hey look, I'm wearing a trombrero
by I make words it is fun December 05, 2023
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That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.
That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.
Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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