TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.

Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

UwU

1) Eye cancer that only furries leave in the comment section of literally anything.

2) A replacement for :3.

3) A target on your back

4) An unforgivable sin that can cause a most painful death caused by your peers.

Person 1: uwu
Person 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.: MEN!!!! DESTROY HIM!!!!!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You really typed A 100 times? Wow. Either that or you held down the A key for that long. Still wow. You must be very bored if you are doing this.

Let me guess, next you will type aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 100 times. That would be 10,000 A’s.

by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023

Fuck

This fucking word has a fucking 2675 fucking pages of fucking definitions, and I thought fucking penis had a fucking lot at about fucking 700. Now to actually fucking define the actual fucking word.

Fuck: (verb)
To insert male genitalia into the anus, vagina, or about any hole you can think of.

Fuck: (adj.)
Describes frustration

Fuck: (noun)
Emphasis on the following word

Fuck: (noun)
The best fucking word to fucking exist because it can fucking be put in any fucking sentence and still fucking make fucking sense.

Fuck: (noun)
An idiot.

Person: Fuck! I failed the test!
Person: I will fuck you.
Person: This fucking song is fucking awesome.
Person: You fucks.

by I make words it is fun May 20, 2023

2 girls 1 cup

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.

Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Touché

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023