Definitions by I make words it is fun

UwU 

1) Eye cancer that only furries leave in the comment section of literally anything.

2) A replacement for :3.

3) A target on your back

4) An unforgivable sin that can cause a most painful death caused by your peers.

Person 1: uwu
Person 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.: MEN!!!! DESTROY HIM!!!!!

UwU by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Dentist 

A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.

Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dentist by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fortnite 

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

Fortnite by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Touché 

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

Touché by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

Cum by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fun 

Something illegal, according to schools and parents.

Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!

Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!

Fun by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

That’s what she said 

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

That’s what she said by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023