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Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

When you become so bored you go insane and you type the keyboard backwards.

Girl: is that a new word
Girl 2: nope its just mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Girl: i think i have to go

by I like avocados November 3, 2019

Crush

When you have feelings for someone, but your too chicken to open your freakin mouth.

Nicole: I have a really big crush on Billy
Taylor: Go say something to him
Nicole: *walks over to billy*
Billy: hey
Nicole: *faints*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Billie Eilish

A very talented singer who doesn’t need auto tune to be famous. Her music is unique and very addicting. She is beautiful and funny.

Boy: did you hear that new song it’s sooo good
Girl: That’s cuz it’s by Billie Eilish

by I like avocados December 26, 2019

VSCO Girls

VSCO girls are a cult of awesome girls with a quest to save the turtles! Anyone can be a VSCO girl as long as they are rich enough to buy all of the mandatory accessories and if they can save a turtle. VSCO girls also have to say And I Oop Sksksk. VSCO girls take pride in what they do. Don’t anger a VSCO girl, if you want to know what happens when you do ask Billy, oh wait you can’t... he went missing.

VSCO Girl: Save the turtles sksksk!
Turtle Hater: Give me that Hydro Flask *hits VSCO Girl with her hydro flask*
Other VSCO girls: and i oop! Get him!

Turtle Hater: I’m sorry please don’t hurt me. Ahh not the metal straws! Get that Carmex away from me! Ahh i don’t want scrunchies!* Gets knocked out by the psycho hoard of VSCO Girls*
VSCO Girls: And I Oopsksksk, save the turtles!

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Shy

When you are to scared to talk to your crush.

Friend: just say hi
Me: *dies*
Friend: dang girl why u so shy

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Lazy

When you decide to review definitions on Urban Dictionary and you say yes to everything.

Lucy: why did u say yes to that definition, its so inappropriate
Me: im lazy

by I like avocados November 2, 2019