Definitions by I like avocados
December 13
Random Person: Ugh it’s December 13, another boring day
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
December 13 by I like avocados November 2, 2019
VSCO Girls
VSCO girls are a cult of awesome girls with a quest to save the turtles! Anyone can be a VSCO girl as long as they are rich enough to buy all of the mandatory accessories and if they can save a turtle. VSCO girls also have to say And I Oop Sksksk. VSCO girls take pride in what they do. Don’t anger a VSCO girl, if you want to know what happens when you do ask Billy, oh wait you can’t... he went missing.
VSCO Girl: Save the turtles sksksk!
Turtle Hater: Give me that Hydro Flask *hits VSCO Girl with her hydro flask*
Other VSCO girls: and i oop! Get him!
Turtle Hater: I’m sorry please don’t hurt me. Ahh not the metal straws! Get that Carmex away from me! Ahh i don’t want scrunchies!* Gets knocked out by the psycho hoard of VSCO Girls*
VSCO Girls: And I Oopsksksk, save the turtles!
Turtle Hater: Give me that Hydro Flask *hits VSCO Girl with her hydro flask*
Other VSCO girls: and i oop! Get him!
Turtle Hater: I’m sorry please don’t hurt me. Ahh not the metal straws! Get that Carmex away from me! Ahh i don’t want scrunchies!* Gets knocked out by the psycho hoard of VSCO Girls*
VSCO Girls: And I Oopsksksk, save the turtles!
VSCO Girls by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Sadness
When you enter a definition to Urban Dictionary and a salty reviewer gets it and rejects your definition.
Me: *gets a notification*
Urban Dictionary: don’t take it personally, but...
Me: I cant read any more *buys three gallons of ice cream, turns on t swizzle, and bing watches soap operas.* Whhhy did this have to happen *gets a knew idea to write a definition about sadness*
Urban Dictionary: don’t take it personally, but...
Me: I cant read any more *buys three gallons of ice cream, turns on t swizzle, and bing watches soap operas.* Whhhy did this have to happen *gets a knew idea to write a definition about sadness*
Sadness by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Duolingo
Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!
Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
Duolingo by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Bored
When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried
Daisy: try harder
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried
Daisy: try harder
Bored by I like avocados November 2, 2019
Urban Dictionary
Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Urban Dictionary by I like avocados November 2, 2019