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armchair warrior

someone who has never served in the military, but who rah-rahs a war when it is broadcast on TV from his armchair while swilling beer. He thinks it is all a game to watch and he buys items (like T-shirts) that celebrate the war and are sold by oily corporate yuppies who want to make a few bucks off a national wave of "patriotism". Armchair warriors call that "supporting the troops" but do not think at all about the dangers inherant in war and do not want to lift a finger to help returning veterans get rehabilitation or treatment for their disabilities. They just want to see the modern day TV gladiators "kick some ass" for their amusement. They are SMFs.
Senator Bonehead voted for the war. He never served in the Armed Forces, he claimed that all the "minorities" and "little people" were doing the job for him. Every night he goes home and watches the news to see how many enmy combatants are killed. He cheers the U.S. forces on for "kicking ass" while chugging down his beer. He is a prime example of an armchair warrior.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008
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GBH

GBH means "Great Bodily Harm".
Larry's leather jacket has several punk slogans on it, including the phrase GBH.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007
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Ummagumma

1. a slang term used almost exclusively in the Cambridgeshire, U.K. area. It means "sexual intercourse" or simply just "fucking". The legendary psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd hails from the area.

2. a 1969 double album by Pink Floyd. One disc has live recordings on it, the other has stereo recordings on it. It charted on both sides of the Atlantic.
1. The album Ummagumma may have got its name because the band members were pressed for time to get the album out. They were probably saying "Fuck!" frequently and when the time came to name the album it was named with a slang synonym for that word. Maybe, don't quote me. I may be wrong.

2. The album's name caused a temporary controversy upon its U.K. release. Since the word "ummagumma" means nothing in the U.S there was no controversy there.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 15, 2008
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diarrhea of the mouth

1. a condition where some obnoxious bozos are always throwing their weight around and belittling all those who don't agree with them. Such people think they "know it all" about everything when they really know zero because everything they say is a load of crap.

2. a similar condition where someone cusses way too much because he/she thinks it's "cool" but it really makes said person look like a stupid juvenile fool.
1. today in this age we are swamped by a lot of people who have diarrhea of the mouth.

For example, certain politicians wasted time and money holding sessions geared strictly to determine if an opposing party should be labeled as "socialist". They don't even know what socialism is, and there's too many problems that require remedial action NOW. These dunderheads got a case of petty stupidity. There's no time for it now.

2. On an ICP album and one by Limp Bizkit there are songs that actually tell you how many times they use the word "fuck". It's over 80 times each! Now that's a case of major diarrhea of the mouth.

3. Lee is watching TV and an ad for some airline is on. The host just keeps on blabbing on and on. He's offering reduced air travel rates only IF Lee schedules his flight on certain times of day, on certain days of the week, using a certain credit card, showing proof of ownership of a new Subaru car and he must've kissed Marilyn Monroe. So many conditions! Lee thinks that the ad host has diarrhea of the mouth - all he's saying is total SHIT.

4. Kid Rock should be renamed Kid Ego. He's got absolute diarrhea of the mouth.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009
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Judge Judy

a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.
Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 23, 2007
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blubberbutt

a big fat stupid moron who is always blubbering shit about people, things and situations that he knows ZERO about. He throws all his weight around when he's spewing crap like he's the only person there at all, like you are stupid and he knows everything so you better shut up and listen. Also spelled blubber butt.
1. That oxycontin popping blubberbutt is slanging nerve gas on the radio again. He says he hopes our President "fails" in his Oval Office work. It ain't due to "race", is it? Nuh nuh no...

His name is Rush but he really should've been named "Led Zeppelin" because he sits on his lead ass alot, he's hardly done an honest job in his life, and he spouts enough hot air to fill up a zeppelin.

2. Here comes Gene Walker again. He's gonna brag about the big bass fish he caught yesterday or the girl he met last night. He's an absolute blubberbutt.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2009
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SMF

Quite simply, it is an abbreviation for
Sick
Mother
Fucker.
Such a person is despicable and warped and does things no sane or decent person who do. Also, "SMF" is an 1984 song by Twisted Sister. The song's words do not explain what the abbreviation means.
Slobodan Milosevic's generals are responsible for the rape, mutilation and sadistic sexual bondage of women and girls, as well as herding men and boys in concentration camps where they were forced to do sex acts on each other, drink piss and eat shit. The males either starved or were beaten to death. Numerous gross abuses were commited under Slobodan's orders. He and his military leaders are war criminals as well as a bunch of SMFs.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008
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