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a corporate Nashville assembly-line teen product modeled up to appeal to the soccer mom crowd in the fucking PC 90s. She was geared up to have a "wholesome" goody-goody image to appeal to people who don't like their music too challenging. She was declared a teen prodigy when she covered the country classic "Blue". Right after that, several albums consisting of her covering other people's songs were released. She has destroyed good songs like "Purple Rain" by Prince, and predictably sang "Christian" ("You Light Up My Life") and "patriotic" songs (just in time - right after 9/11, imagine that! Cha-ching!). Around 2003 she released a teen crap dance album, it stunk. She records whatever is the heat of the moment. She is a manufactured star, indicative of what's wrong with popular music today.
On Thanksgiving Day 1997, my mom turns on the radio and Leann Rimes is wailing her version of "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Everyone in the whole fucking family is impressed and struck with awe at her extreme "talent", everyone, that is, except me.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
Get the Leann Rimesmug. in the U.S. Navy, this is a slang term used to denote a Bad Conduct Discharge (BCD), one of the worse type of military discharges given. A discharge like this is basically given for commiting offenses that would count as felonies in the civilian world.
David Doo-no-good was court-martialed today and found guilty of molesting his own daughter. He recieved a reduction-in-rate to the bottom paygrade (E-1), all his pay and allowances were forfeited, he got sentenced to 12 years at the Pebble Factory (the military slammer located at Leavenworth, Kansas),and he will receieve a Bad Chicken Dinner. After that no one will want to hire him, no college will want to admit him, he will need to find some rich bitch to marry and support him. Was the action worth all that? He is one major SMF. No bones about it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 12, 2007
Get the Bad Chicken Dinnermug. when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.
When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
Get the AIDS infected cougar cockmug. I saw the liner notes to my roomate's copy of a Twisted Sister album. There was a paragraph stating about the listener's audio enjoyment as he/she listens to the recorded music on a stereo. It goes la-da-da-da-da, on and on until the last sentence says "in other words, PLAY IT LOUD, MUTHA!" Also, I once saw someone wearing a T-shirt with a picture of the band's singer Dee Snyder shouting that phrase.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 3, 2008
Get the PLAY IT LOUD, MUTHA!mug. 1. an adult white woman. For all you anthroplogist and PC types the term is "European-American" or "Euro-American". "Caucasian" isn't entirely effective because the Caucasian race/catagory/whatever includes Arabic, Indian subcontinent and other peoples whose skins aren't white.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
1. my girlfriend is a short stout beautiful auburn-haired white lady with soft blue eyes. She may not be a goddess but she's got a charming personality and that's good enough for me.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 29, 2009
Get the white ladymug. A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".
1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.
2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"
2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008
Get the John Hoosier Melonheadmug. a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.
That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008
Get the ZZ Top beardmug.