a term used by critics to describe the bland, generic, formulaic, assembly line, manufactured male country music performers that have dominated country radio for at least the past 10 years. They are notorious for their 30-gallon hats. It's a real challenge to tell these performers and their songs apart.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008
Get the hat act mug.When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.
Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.
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Get the Elvis religion mug.1. a nickname for KID ROCK. He doesn't know if he's country, rock or rap so he mixes all three genres together. Yet that's the only positive thng you can say about him, if you can find one. He styles himself as 'Bullgod', 'Rock'n'Roll Jesus', 'American Badass' and other titles but he's a Number One asshole. When he isn't supporting Donnie Douchebag TraitortrashTrump, he writes pornographic boastful songs about his COCK. He thinks women are good for nothing but giving head to 'music gods' like himself. His 2001 CD 'Cocky' lives up to its name in more ways than one. He always tells everyone to kiss his ass and everybody is a 'faggot' in his vocabulary.
2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.
2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.
1. In 2015 the Rolling Stones came to my university football stadium and they needed an opening act, Kid Cock was available. The stadium was only a third full when he played, with a Confederate flag behind him he sang/rapped songs about his cock, flipped the bird repeatedly (all his CDs and/or Cd trays have that gesture) and made a total douchebag of himself. He brayed that he wanted all the woman on the stage with HIM (so they'd suck his dick). His swag booths had T-shirts and trench coats stating on the back, 'U NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME'. He shames himself worse than any critic ever could. Kid Cock refers himself by the ugliest epithet in the American + Canadian English lexicon, he calls himself a MOTHERFUCKER. HE said it, not me.
2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.
3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!
2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.
3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 04, 2021
Get the Kid Cock mug.1. a member of a generic corporate shitass pop group that hit it big in the late 90s and early 00s. Nobody likes them except tween and teen girls who have godawful taste in music.
2. a young teen boy or a 20-something Gen Y man who follows along with whatever shit the idiots in suits dish out, gets a stupid haircut for a couple of bucks, doesn't know anything about rock'n'roll culture, likes Ally McBeal and basically wastes his life away.
2. a young teen boy or a 20-something Gen Y man who follows along with whatever shit the idiots in suits dish out, gets a stupid haircut for a couple of bucks, doesn't know anything about rock'n'roll culture, likes Ally McBeal and basically wastes his life away.
1. The Backstreet Boys for real fucking suck out the ass.
2. The employee at the music store came up to me and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I asked do you have any CDs by the band Genesis. That backstreet boy took me over to the Christian pop section. What a dumbass!
2. The employee at the music store came up to me and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I asked do you have any CDs by the band Genesis. That backstreet boy took me over to the Christian pop section. What a dumbass!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2008
Get the Backstreet boy mug.a corporate Nashville assembly-line teen product modeled up to appeal to the soccer mom crowd in the fucking PC 90s. She was geared up to have a "wholesome" goody-goody image to appeal to people who don't like their music too challenging. She was declared a teen prodigy when she covered the country classic "Blue". Right after that, several albums consisting of her covering other people's songs were released. She has destroyed good songs like "Purple Rain" by Prince, and predictably sang "Christian" ("You Light Up My Life") and "patriotic" songs (just in time - right after 9/11, imagine that! Cha-ching!). Around 2003 she released a teen crap dance album, it stunk. She records whatever is the heat of the moment. She is a manufactured star, indicative of what's wrong with popular music today.
On Thanksgiving Day 1997, my mom turns on the radio and Leann Rimes is wailing her version of "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Everyone in the whole fucking family is impressed and struck with awe at her extreme "talent", everyone, that is, except me.
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Get the starfuck mug.a deceptive slogan that the satanic chain store WalMart uses to stir up patriotic fervor and draw in customers. Actually most of their goods are Chinese gulag-made imports that are no better than those found anyplace else.
The slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." is just another tool in their scheme to establish their rule over the global market and economy and abolish what workers and unions have achieved all those years ago.
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