another stupid hack New Age "composer" who wants to be a pianist and synthesizer whiz who writes bloated, pompous artsy-fartsy puke that is nothing more than elevator muzak for the modern age we live in. This wretched garbage called "New Age" is just corporate modern-day elevator music consisting of overblown "classical" pretension with just enough of a post-Pink Floyd touch to make it more updated. Utterly disposable. There is much better instrumental music around. Hell, Pink Floyd has done far better instrumentals. Check them out, they kick Yawn-ee's ass any day.
1. in college, many women I knew there swore up and down about the merits of the music of Yanni. I listened to the suggestions of my friends and opened my musical horizons, listening beyond the box. Roxy Music is awesome, Nick Lowe is a witty rockin' dude, and I just couldn't get into Harry Connick, Jr. at all. Well, I saw a PBS special that featured Yanni live at home in Greece and man did it ever ess you cee kay. Totally poofy trash.
2. I was visiting a friend's house shortly after he got married. He slipped in a Yanni disc and read off some yucky love "lyrics" that he wrote to the music. I was laying on a bed hearing it all, and it was all Barf City. The lyrics were cliched and sickening to the max, and the "music" - well, it just plain sucked big time. The only word that could accurately describe it all was "godawful". It was one of those things that never should've been done. Yeeeccchhh.
2. I was visiting a friend's house shortly after he got married. He slipped in a Yanni disc and read off some yucky love "lyrics" that he wrote to the music. I was laying on a bed hearing it all, and it was all Barf City. The lyrics were cliched and sickening to the max, and the "music" - well, it just plain sucked big time. The only word that could accurately describe it all was "godawful". It was one of those things that never should've been done. Yeeeccchhh.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 30, 2007
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a euphenism that refers to the club that is referred to by the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's all the lonely people the band referred to in an earlier song, it's the alienated people. The Beatles are portraying to be the "spokesperson" band for that club. The album is a concept album that deals with the subject of alienation. That would be explored in more extensive detail in the double album The Wall by the band Pink Floyd.
After Steve, Ben and Greg swindled me out of $60 (I thought they were my friends) and Sara Ann left me for Joe I have become a member of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. There's no one in this building I can hang around with this weekend.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2007
That is a chant people sing between verses of the hit song from the 60s, "Mony Mony". Billy Idol covered the song and took it to #1 in 1987. The chant varies with geography.
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "Mony Mony" and the crowd sang the Canadian Mony Mony chant "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 06, 2007
1. Quite possibly the worst and most addictive drug in the universe. The original way to cop it is via hyperdermic needles. Dirty needles can also give you some terrible diseases, including AIDS. It can also be snorted and then there's Mexican tar, which is smoked and can stop your heart in under 30 seconds. Either method can give you a quick "rush" but when it wears off you are really DOWN and you crash real hard.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
1. Richard from Reno, Nevada turned himself for detox treatment in Northern California. His IV use of heroin caused the veins in both his arms to collapse, making them solid purple. They looked like a massive bad tattoo botch job.
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 23, 2009
A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 06, 2008
a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"
1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!
2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".
3. And I'm too sexy for this song.
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!
2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".
3. And I'm too sexy for this song.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
One of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. It's a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don't know any other terms to express surprise, amusement, wonder, outrage or other emotions. Too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbbutt. On Internet blogs and in writing it's often shortened to the abbreviation "OMG". OMG is also overused tremendously.
1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 14, 2011