1. Recently I saw the farcical thriller movie Crank High Voltage and there's this scene where a young ethnic Chinese hooker turns to her pimp and says "No fucky sucky for you!" in Chinese.
2. Bryan and Miranda did a 69 in a Jeep by Greasy Lake. It was a double case of fucky sucky.
3. When Paris Hilton's 15 minutes began I got an email that described what occured in her stupid-ass sex tape. Simply, Paris and her boyfriend both did the fucky sucky.
4. A few years ago she got pulled over by the cops for DUI. She was sentenced to the slammer but she got out of there less than an hour later. How did THAT come to be? (Think about it, folks...). Faux News covered all this in a "newsflash". Look at the shallow boobs on that propaganda network. Some people need to GET A LIFE!
2. Bryan and Miranda did a 69 in a Jeep by Greasy Lake. It was a double case of fucky sucky.
3. When Paris Hilton's 15 minutes began I got an email that described what occured in her stupid-ass sex tape. Simply, Paris and her boyfriend both did the fucky sucky.
4. A few years ago she got pulled over by the cops for DUI. She was sentenced to the slammer but she got out of there less than an hour later. How did THAT come to be? (Think about it, folks...). Faux News covered all this in a "newsflash". Look at the shallow boobs on that propaganda network. Some people need to GET A LIFE!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 24, 2009
a rapid way to tell some irritating asshole to 'Shut up, motherfucker!'. It's said at the speed of light and it's a huge run-on on phonetics strung together.
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!
1. Company commander at a military recruit boot camp to an unruly sociopathic recruit: 'Shudupmuthufuca!'
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!
Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!
Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!
Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!
Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!
Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!
Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 30, 2021
A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 07, 2008
a line in the song "Pigs", from the Pink Floyd album {Animals. The band is making fun at British politicians, although the sentiments can be applied just about anywhere.
You bus stop ratbag. Ha Ha, Charade you are!
You fucked up old hag! Ha Ha, Charade you are!
... hand over heart ... I'd say you're a laugh ...
but you're really a cryyyyyy-iii-iiiiyyyyyyyyyyy
You fucked up old hag! Ha Ha, Charade you are!
... hand over heart ... I'd say you're a laugh ...
but you're really a cryyyyyy-iii-iiiiyyyyyyyyyyy
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2007
That is a chant people sing between verses of the hit song from the 60s, "Mony Mony". Billy Idol covered the song and took it to #1 in 1987. The chant varies with geography.
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "Mony Mony" and the crowd sang the Canadian Mony Mony chant "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 06, 2007
1. Quite possibly the worst and most addictive drug in the universe. The original way to cop it is via hyperdermic needles. Dirty needles can also give you some terrible diseases, including AIDS. It can also be snorted and then there's Mexican tar, which is smoked and can stop your heart in under 30 seconds. Either method can give you a quick "rush" but when it wears off you are really DOWN and you crash real hard.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
2. In the 60s the Velvet Underground wrote a song called "Heroin". The pace and tempo of the music speeds up as Lou Reed sings the words describing the rush: smack gets into the veins, I feel like Jesus' son, etc. Then the electric viola puts out a slow drone and Lou stretches out the chorus words to similate the downful drag that comes after the fix wears off. At the last verse the electric guitar and electric viola rev it up in an onslaught and the drummer pounds the skins rapidly to emulate a junkie's pulse while on the fix again. Of course, this rapid increase in music playing, among other aspects of this song) became one of many inspirations for what would later be referred to as punk rock.
1. Richard from Reno, Nevada turned himself for detox treatment in Northern California. His IV use of heroin caused the veins in both his arms to collapse, making them solid purple. They looked like a massive bad tattoo botch job.
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
2. Heeeehhhh-ro-o-o-innn
It's my life
And it's my wife
It's going to be the death of me!
LOU REED
3. Geoff Tate of Queensryche described the motive behind the writing of "The Needle Lies". He said he never touched that smack but he knew some people who have. He said, "It's shit".
4. One time I was surfing the Net and I came upon a strange website. It detailed about how the Taliban cultivates opium, from which heroin is derived. The pagemaster exhorted junkies to be "patriotic" and quit buying horse from the Afghanistan region and to buy and use Mexican tar heroin only. (!). No shit. I ain't kidding. Can you believe it?!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 23, 2009
another stupid hack New Age "composer" who wants to be a pianist and synthesizer whiz who writes bloated, pompous artsy-fartsy puke that is nothing more than elevator muzak for the modern age we live in. This wretched garbage called "New Age" is just corporate modern-day elevator music consisting of overblown "classical" pretension with just enough of a post-Pink Floyd touch to make it more updated. Utterly disposable. There is much better instrumental music around. Hell, Pink Floyd has done far better instrumentals. Check them out, they kick Yawn-ee's ass any day.
1. in college, many women I knew there swore up and down about the merits of the music of Yanni. I listened to the suggestions of my friends and opened my musical horizons, listening beyond the box. Roxy Music is awesome, Nick Lowe is a witty rockin' dude, and I just couldn't get into Harry Connick, Jr. at all. Well, I saw a PBS special that featured Yanni live at home in Greece and man did it ever ess you cee kay. Totally poofy trash.
2. I was visiting a friend's house shortly after he got married. He slipped in a Yanni disc and read off some yucky love "lyrics" that he wrote to the music. I was laying on a bed hearing it all, and it was all Barf City. The lyrics were cliched and sickening to the max, and the "music" - well, it just plain sucked big time. The only word that could accurately describe it all was "godawful". It was one of those things that never should've been done. Yeeeccchhh.
2. I was visiting a friend's house shortly after he got married. He slipped in a Yanni disc and read off some yucky love "lyrics" that he wrote to the music. I was laying on a bed hearing it all, and it was all Barf City. The lyrics were cliched and sickening to the max, and the "music" - well, it just plain sucked big time. The only word that could accurately describe it all was "godawful". It was one of those things that never should've been done. Yeeeccchhh.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 30, 2007