Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
loudmouth
an obnoxious blowhard who pushes his/her ideas on others in an overbearing way, usually knowing nothing about the topic. Such person often thinks that other people are ignorant and stupid, and they often slam and belittle people who know the real facts. They think they are experts but they know zero.
1. AM radio used to have good music and radio plays and such. Since late 1992 it's been polluted with extreme political hateful loudmouths like Rubbish Limberger and other dummies. The morons have hijacked the AM dial.
2. You're a loudmouth baby
You better shut it up
I'm gonna beat you up
'Cause you're a loudmouth babe
RAMONES
2. You're a loudmouth baby
You better shut it up
I'm gonna beat you up
'Cause you're a loudmouth babe
RAMONES
loudmouth by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
Cadillac Ranch
1. a modern art sculpture in Texas that resembles the famous British Stonehenge except that Cadillac cars are buried front down at an angle instead of large rocks. Since this is an art display, its statement could be interpreted in various ways by the viewer.
2. a popular song by rocker Bruce Springsteen from his double album "The River" which hit in the early 80s. This album became the first of many Number One albums for the Boss.
2. a popular song by rocker Bruce Springsteen from his double album "The River" which hit in the early 80s. This album became the first of many Number One albums for the Boss.
In the liner notes for "The River" there is a picture of the Cadillac Ranch sculpture. Ironically enough, the song "Cadillac Ranch" delves into the themes of maturing, maturity, aging and death. Pretty heady stuff. Bruce's version of this tune live is even better - check it out.
Cadillac Ranch by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
The Finger Award
the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".
I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.
The Finger Award by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
Pink Cadillac
1. simply, it's a Cadillac car that's pink in color.
2. a classic song used as a B-side for Bruce Springsteen's 1984 hit "Dancing in the Dark". Soon after that hit raced up the charts Pink Cadillac cars became a vogue. The Aretha Franklin hit "Freeway of Love" mentions a pink Cadillac. Bruce's track was covered by Natalie Cole and was a hit for her in 1988. Also the country rock band South Pacific made their own cover version. Also in 1989 there was a film by that name, and so on.
2. a classic song used as a B-side for Bruce Springsteen's 1984 hit "Dancing in the Dark". Soon after that hit raced up the charts Pink Cadillac cars became a vogue. The Aretha Franklin hit "Freeway of Love" mentions a pink Cadillac. Bruce's track was covered by Natalie Cole and was a hit for her in 1988. Also the country rock band South Pacific made their own cover version. Also in 1989 there was a film by that name, and so on.
1. Elvis Presley owned a pink Cadillac - maybe that was the inspiration for Bruce's song.
2. Bruce's "Pink Cadillac" was a major coin-grabber in the jukeboxers in the bars and clubs.
2. Bruce's "Pink Cadillac" was a major coin-grabber in the jukeboxers in the bars and clubs.
Pink Cadillac by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
crotch job
tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
crotch job by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009
War On Terror
a political catch phrase that gives news media boobs like those in CNN and FOX News something to package up and present as entertainment for the armchair warriors to watch on TV and cheer while the economy continues its decline unnoticed.
1. the phrase "war on terror" was used by some Congress members when Libya and the United States forces were fighting in 1986. The Libyan government was accused of orchestrating terrorist attacks all around the Mediterrean Sea, the Middle East and Europe.
2. when Bill Clinton launched missile attacks against al-Qaida bases in Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998, the term "war on terror" was also used.
3. after the horrible 9/11 attacks the term "war on terror" was used once again, this time George W. Bush said it.
4. Come to think of it, with the various definitions of "terror" maybe there's always been a War On Terror thruout most of history. Fancy cutesy-wutsey terms boost ratings and sell papers. After all, we've had a "War On Drugs", the Cold War ended in 1989, and when I was in the San Francisco Bay area the mayor launched her "War On Graffiti". Then lately some fundies griped about a "War On Christmas" that really ain't happening. Makes certain people look good, I guess. Give me a buzz when the war ends in victory. I'm outta here.
2. when Bill Clinton launched missile attacks against al-Qaida bases in Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998, the term "war on terror" was also used.
3. after the horrible 9/11 attacks the term "war on terror" was used once again, this time George W. Bush said it.
4. Come to think of it, with the various definitions of "terror" maybe there's always been a War On Terror thruout most of history. Fancy cutesy-wutsey terms boost ratings and sell papers. After all, we've had a "War On Drugs", the Cold War ended in 1989, and when I was in the San Francisco Bay area the mayor launched her "War On Graffiti". Then lately some fundies griped about a "War On Christmas" that really ain't happening. Makes certain people look good, I guess. Give me a buzz when the war ends in victory. I'm outta here.
War On Terror by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 20, 2009
Billie Jean instance
when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.
I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.
Billie Jean instance by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009