The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.
"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"
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OMG I'M BREAKING UP WITH KYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK!!!
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