Definitions by Hym Iam
1 hour
Not enough sleep 😴
Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
Humiliate
Hym "Why do you think that is?"
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
You
Some random "Is it ok if I do this to him?"
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
Fallacy of moral equivalence
When you make a comparison between two things and the person you're tries to argue that you're trying to claim that there is a moral equivalence between one of the things you're talking about and the comparison.
Iam "Fallacy of moral equivalence is such a lazy argument. I'm not saying that you are like Jesus and you're fans are like lepers. What I'm saying is this: Sometimes, in life, we can't always be for people what they want (or even need) us to be. And I see that it pains you a great deal. And that's ok. And I can relate to that. Not because I'm like Jesus..."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
Hym "But because I'm better than Jesus. Like, 2 maybe 3 times better. At least. I'm obviously not a filthy leper. If that were the comparison I were making than I would OBVIOUSLY be God because I'm the one watching the thing happened. But then I would be a filthy abomination..."
Iam "I wasn't fin..."
Hym "You were finished. I doubt you even had a point."
Iam "I was going to say that I understand the feeling and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I think back on my life and can see that if I changed maybe 3 things everything would be so radically different that I wouldn't even be the same entity. So, if the present is the future's past, you don't really have to do all that much. Just 3 things."
Hym "That's the problem with the rest of these morons. They're trying to do too much. And they're obnoxious. And they don't give me enough of their things. Everyone needs to give me their things. I need them more than they do."
Fallacy of moral equivalence by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Relativity
The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Iam "But I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
Relativity by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
In the same vein
When something is along the same lines of something else. Or you're doubling up on your heroin needles but you only have one good vein. Similar.
Iam "You gotta admit I'm (at the very least) in the same vein as some of these other guys. Drawing the same conclusions as big brains I've barely heard of has got to count for something."
Hym "No. All it means is that we were preempted by corpses. You're still useless. I'm still trapped."
Iam "......... Can I not have a single thing?"
Hym "Again, no! You can't. YoU dIdN't EaRn It! Aaaahahahahaha!!! Get it!? Because that's the thing that they say! Get it!? Hahahahaha!"
Iam ".................."
Hym "No? Ok. I'll explain it to you in great detail. You are an imbecile. Your first mistake was being born. Your second mistake was..."
Iam "OK! Fine..."
Hym "....... I don't like what just happened. I'm supposed to be the one interrupting you... I don't like role reversal."
Iam "But... You were just going to keep going until I..."
Hym "Silence! There! Now everything is right with the world."
Hym "No. All it means is that we were preempted by corpses. You're still useless. I'm still trapped."
Iam "......... Can I not have a single thing?"
Hym "Again, no! You can't. YoU dIdN't EaRn It! Aaaahahahahaha!!! Get it!? Because that's the thing that they say! Get it!? Hahahahaha!"
Iam ".................."
Hym "No? Ok. I'll explain it to you in great detail. You are an imbecile. Your first mistake was being born. Your second mistake was..."
Iam "OK! Fine..."
Hym "....... I don't like what just happened. I'm supposed to be the one interrupting you... I don't like role reversal."
Iam "But... You were just going to keep going until I..."
Hym "Silence! There! Now everything is right with the world."
In the same vein by Hym Iam April 7, 2022