Definitions by Hym Iam
Intersexual Friendship
Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
Intersexual Friendship by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Reverse Psychology
Hym "Iam you idiot! You know you can't tell people the things you predict!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
Reverse Psychology by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Status
Iam "I know but (with all due respect) that doesn't effect my basic argument. So, let's call what I'm talking about a "Faux Status Indicator". How "Faux" the status is WOULD (however) be determined by the culture (for example, Ancient Greece or Rome) but..."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
George Floyd
Swallowed a bunch of fentanyl in an attempt to avoid getting arrest for possessing a bunch of fentanyl. His dying words were "I ate to many pills man".
Some guy "Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck until he died! He knelt him to death!"
Hym "Nobody got 'knelt to dead' in that fucking video. Iam, how long did Chauvin knee on the 'neck' (technically his shoulder but whatever) of George Floyd?"
Some guy "9 minu..."
Hym "Ah! Wasn't talking to you! Iam?"
Iam "..... Until the ambulance arrived.... He knelt on his neck until the ambulance arrived..."
Hym "Exactly! Until the ambulance arrived. When they failed to arrest him, HE told them that HE ATE TOO MANY PILLS and they called him an ambulance. And it wasn't 'a racism' the same thing happened to a WHITE guy in 2016 and nobody gave a shit. The White guy called the cops HIMSELF and the cops made jokes while the guy died beneath their knee of a cocaine overdose! They knelt on him for a longer amount of time! Like 16 minutes! They knelt on him UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED! Iam, how long do you think it takes for an ambulance to get from the hospital to the street where George Floyd died of an overdose?"
Iam ".... I don't know man... I don't want to do this..."
Hym "Is it... Is it 9 minutes? You think it takes exactly 9 minutes?"
Hym "Nobody got 'knelt to dead' in that fucking video. Iam, how long did Chauvin knee on the 'neck' (technically his shoulder but whatever) of George Floyd?"
Some guy "9 minu..."
Hym "Ah! Wasn't talking to you! Iam?"
Iam "..... Until the ambulance arrived.... He knelt on his neck until the ambulance arrived..."
Hym "Exactly! Until the ambulance arrived. When they failed to arrest him, HE told them that HE ATE TOO MANY PILLS and they called him an ambulance. And it wasn't 'a racism' the same thing happened to a WHITE guy in 2016 and nobody gave a shit. The White guy called the cops HIMSELF and the cops made jokes while the guy died beneath their knee of a cocaine overdose! They knelt on him for a longer amount of time! Like 16 minutes! They knelt on him UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED! Iam, how long do you think it takes for an ambulance to get from the hospital to the street where George Floyd died of an overdose?"
Iam ".... I don't know man... I don't want to do this..."
Hym "Is it... Is it 9 minutes? You think it takes exactly 9 minutes?"
George Floyd by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
The Collective Unconscious
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
The Collective Unconscious by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Adjustment
If you're a hillbilly or a redneck and someone misunderstood you; you would say "I didn't mean 'that'. Adjustment 'this' or 'that'.
Iam "See they keep trying to make adjustments to the thing that isn't working. As though it's the variables that are wrong and not that their idea doesn't work. No amount of adjustment makes a turd a tenderloin"
Adjustment by Hym Iam April 18, 2022
Small dicks
Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."
Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."
The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"
Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"
Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."
Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."
Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"
Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."
Iam "Come one..."
Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."
The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"
Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"
Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."
Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."
Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"
Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."
Iam "Come one..."
Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
Small dicks by Hym Iam April 17, 2022