Definitions by Hym Iam
Protesters
Protesters by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Slave
Iam "Ok, back to the 'ethic' thing I touched on earlier. I find (when I talk to the liberal types) that at the core of their disagreement with the conservatives there is one commonality across all issues (maybe not all but a few)..."
Hym "I hate breaking character... That's really going to bug me... Look what you did!"
Iam "... Sorry, ignore Hym. Ok. Here's the commonality. They don't want to be a slave to someone else's ethic. Whether it's abortion or inclusion or the war on drugs. In recent years, they've (or at least the radicals) have overcorrected by trying to impose they're own ethic on the rest of the world. The problem being; it's completely incoherent at times and doesn't coincide with objective reality at others. On the other side, you have a mostly religious ethic that is unfalsifiable in nature and you have people who fail to adhere to their own ethical system..."
Hym "Don't ignore me!"
Iam "That's a problem I have as well. I don't want the prerequisite for my associations to be my begrudged adherence to someone else's ethic. Did I say that right? Does that make any sense? Maybe I'm just projecting..."
Hym "I hate breaking character... That's really going to bug me... Look what you did!"
Iam "... Sorry, ignore Hym. Ok. Here's the commonality. They don't want to be a slave to someone else's ethic. Whether it's abortion or inclusion or the war on drugs. In recent years, they've (or at least the radicals) have overcorrected by trying to impose they're own ethic on the rest of the world. The problem being; it's completely incoherent at times and doesn't coincide with objective reality at others. On the other side, you have a mostly religious ethic that is unfalsifiable in nature and you have people who fail to adhere to their own ethical system..."
Hym "Don't ignore me!"
Iam "That's a problem I have as well. I don't want the prerequisite for my associations to be my begrudged adherence to someone else's ethic. Did I say that right? Does that make any sense? Maybe I'm just projecting..."
Christ
Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.
Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"
Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."
Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."
Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."
Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"
Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."
Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."
Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."
Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"
Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
Lecture
Hym "Your lecture kind of leads me into something I've been think about for awhile now. About how it's foolish to expect people to adhere to your ethic. Or even to their own supposed ethic. There's always a caveat that exempts them. Something to ponder."
Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds."
Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."
Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds."
Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."
Reminded
Hym "What? No, you just reminded me of something I said or wrote. I'm not a heckler. Either ignore me or don't. You idiots are half ignoring me and then bitching about the half listening that YOU are doing."
Monkey
Correct
Hym "Ha! Did you hear that!?"
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "You're exactly correct! That's exactly what it's like! Hilarious!"
Iam "........"
Hym "Aw don't be such a downer!"
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "You're exactly correct! That's exactly what it's like! Hilarious!"
Iam "........"
Hym "Aw don't be such a downer!"