Hym Iam's definitions
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Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the Convenientmug. At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.
Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2024
Get the Calm Downmug. Hym "Yeah, sorry for making the website better... And the television better... And several ungrateful people's lives better... And telling the libtards to "Shut the fuck up faggot!" And the conservatives "No, we're not doing your deranged psychopath God shit anymore. You don't talk to God. You're a schizoid. Shut the fuck up." Oops. I shouldn't have done that. And if you all weren't such small-dick hating retard molestation sympathizers... I wouldn't have! Literally!"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Websitemug. I've never seen someone take someone else's back from the stacking position like that. That was brilliant.
Hym "Yeah, that was tight I've never seen someone do what Reiner DE Ridder did to Kevin Holland in the ufc before."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Reiner De Riddermug. So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug. I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.
Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
Get the Decisionsmug. Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Co-optedmug.