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Definitions by Hym Iam

đŸ¤Ļ+✊ 

Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?
đŸ¤Ļ+✊

Hym "Hey, you see that?"

Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."

Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+đŸ¤Ļ+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."
đŸ¤Ļ+✊ by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

A living 

Making this is nearly impossible right now.
Hym "Well... Time to go make not enough money... Because the inflation that everyone else voted for direct effects how much money I make and how much money it takes for me to make money. So... Yeah... Trying to make a living has been made incredibly difficult for me right now and this is entirely everyone else's fault. So, you know, thanks for that shit heads."
A living by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

Annoying 

Yeah, so... Out of the cage. Otherwise I'm going to have to go eat this guy's brains or something.
Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But â˜ī¸ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."
Annoying by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Hym "Oh, and to answer your other question, it depends to what degree the outcome is determined by biology."

Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"

Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
Outcome by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

And God wept with me 

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?

What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."

So... No? 

Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... â˜šī¸
Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...â˜šī¸"

Iam "What's got you down chum?"

Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... â˜šī¸"

Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"

Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"

Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"

Hym â˜šī¸đŸ™‡đŸ™đŸĨē
So... No? by Hym Iam June 5, 2022