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Hym “Guilt by association!? Ha! That’s hilarious! But really. Look at yourself. A probably Jewish dwarf with a God complex. If not Jewish, Catholic. Probably got your bootyhole stretched. Why is the guy using my strategy telling me my strategy isn’t good? If it isn’t good, why are you using it? Streamline your revenue. Works better then what you were doing doesn’t it? You’re just listening to your betters. Which is what you should be doing. It’s what you were raised to do. I largely wasn’t raise so I don’t really have that defect. Oh hey, no one is coming to save you isn’t a good catchphrase. Isn’t it? Little boys getting molested. Locked down in their homes. Nothing to do but watch YouTube. Stumble across your channel. Just like I did. No one is coming to save them. What do they do? They listen to you instead of me. And look what happens. How many of them? Huh? Bet it’s more than zero.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the Guilt by association mug.Iam “Oh! Right! I remember the question! Ok... I wanted to save this one for in-person but I’ll do it now. I’ve been sitting of this one for a minute. How self-evidently real is reality to you? Does it vary from moment to moment? Did I do this one already? Yeah. How real is it? Scale of 1 (1 being Twilight Zone-esque surreality) to 10 (10 being “AGH! SHIT I’M ACTIVELY BEING STABBERED). Mine varies. I’m usually at a 6. Sometimes when I’m alone in my room I’m at a 4 or a 3. 1 when I’m high (it gets real weird). 8 when I’m drunk. I’m usually inside my own head most of the time so I’m not usually paying attention to it but it’s seems about right most of the time. When it doesn’t it really doesn’t.
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the Question mug.There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the News mug.But are you OK inside?
Hym 👌 “Yup. Right as rain. It’s the outside parts that are the problem. You know? The blatant and visible corruption. Being needlessly exploited by people who see me as nothing more than a social security number and have more than me already. I need the money because there is a pretty substantial existence fee and my body is slowing deteriorating. Money that I can only get by either breaking my body OR having it GIVEN to me by people or the government. Now... the former will actually gain me LESS money than the latter. Me being ‘ok’ inside doesn’t stop me from being exploited indefinitely by a system that does little more than ensure that the nepotistic offspring of of my exploiters die last. Right? Because you have these people who claim to care about meritocracy promoting their children over anyone else, right?
Hym 👌 “Yup. Right as rain. It’s the outside parts that are the problem. You know? The blatant and visible corruption. Being needlessly exploited by people who see me as nothing more than a social security number and have more than me already. I need the money because there is a pretty substantial existence fee and my body is slowing deteriorating. Money that I can only get by either breaking my body OR having it GIVEN to me by people or the government. Now... the former will actually gain me LESS money than the latter. Me being ‘ok’ inside doesn’t stop me from being exploited indefinitely by a system that does little more than ensure that the nepotistic offspring of of my exploiters die last. Right? Because you have these people who claim to care about meritocracy promoting their children over anyone else, right?
So, now, Jordan Burp Peterson (the statistician) says that ‘it’s statistically impossible for a cabinet consisting of 50/50 men and women.’ If that’s the case, then it is ‘beyond impossible: 12 more rules for life’ (now on sale for $29.99 at the Amazon who doesn’t let their workers poop store (which is why I can’t get a job at Amazon because I refuse to allow someone to force me (under threat of firing) to forgo my natural bodily necessities)) for your retarded son or the guy fucks your slutty little daughters pussy silly to be the most qualified person for the job. Does me ‘being ok inside’ somehow pay my bills? No. But how you’ve chosen to frame this suggests that ‘being ok inside’ makes whether or not I’m being exploited or used or perpetually enslaved irrelevant. It doesn’t matter that Elon Musk benefits more from your existence than you do. Because you’re ok inside. It doesn’t matter that the lives of the people who steal from you are a lie because their ok inside. They’re fine. You don’t need to kill them and take all of their money. It’s fine. Everything isn’t fine. Just find somebody’s rich daughter and spray down her insides. That’ll make her ok inside. If I’m the one who’s doing it, it’ll be better than ok. Because I’m better than everyone. Ridiculous. You’re a ridiculous man.”
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
Get the Ok mug.Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵
Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
Get the Squirming mug.Is it really killing creativity? Is that the problem? Or is it that the creatives aren’t being paid for their work and then they stop creating? Because they need, like, food and stuff and can’t spend all their time writing if they have to, I don’t know, work 9 days in a row and then debate whether or not to walk 4 miles to the laundromat to get quarters on the tenth day and spend all day doing laundry (because your whore of a wife won’t fuck me and I have to do it myself) and then either clean my house or not because because to fuck your slutty wife I need my house to be clean and then I have 1 day off after that before I have to work again. I mean I find time but I’m a genius and the plurality of my thought is so vast that were the ocean to disappear tomorrow, I could refill it with my mind. But not everyone is like me. You need to pay creatives.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
Get the Wokeism mug.Meaningless drivel. Things like “goal” or “shared vision.” And the assertion that you need these things is conjecture promulgated as fact.
Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”
Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”
Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Dr. Jordan Baalenciaga PeepPorp “You can only feel positive emotion in relationship to a goal”
Hym “This a prime example of Jordan Peterson (in the words of Brandon Shiff) stating conjecture as fact. See, he knows he’s doing it and he knows that it’s wrong for him to do it but he’s just going to keep doing it. Because right and wrong don’t matter to Jordan Peterson. The only thing that matters to Jordan Peterson is the preservation of his own will. Which is why he’s so obsessed with not being manipulated. YOUR will (on the other hand) is irrelevant. What you believe is irrelevant (to Dr. Jordan Peterson). And it’s demonstrably untrue. What about the weekend, Jordan? Was it my ‘goal’ to not work for a couple of days? No. But I feel positive emotion none the less. How about finding 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Positive emotion? Yes. Was it my goal to find money on the sidewalk? No.”
Dr. Qwertyuiop asdfghjkl “Anyone can find the exception!”
Hym “It’s not that there’s AN exception. It’s that that are so many exceptions that it makes it impossible for what you’re saying to be true. It’s the same with your ‘shared vision’ nonsense. You use these vague, amorphous terms to disguise the sophistry. How is a ‘shared vision’ and different from a ‘predictive model?’ I’m referring (of course) to your argument about climate change. This ‘share vision’ is not only unnecessary but it doesn’t really mean anything. And what happened to ‘not doing things that you know to be wrong and stupid?’ That’s what you do. It isn’t for you. Your entire propositional ethic is what is convenient for OTHER PEOPLE to do so that YOU don’t have to deal with them. OOHHH!!! 😱 That’s what this is! It’s YOU getting out of having to do therapy! That’s YOUR goal. Therapy was miserable and depressing for you because of how tragic people’s lives are, and now you don’t have to do it. You can ‘help people’ (who don’t actually need help) by promulgating your flawed ethic (that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny) and get that sweet, sweet positive emotion without having to do things you don’t want to do. Which is the definition of ‘moving towards a goal’ by the way. Doing things you don’t want to do. THAT IS HILARIOUS! HA! That’s the point of your buzzword psychology. Rendering therapy obsolete through sophistry.”
Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
Dr. Gargamel Potara “You can’t think so accept my propositions and die quietly regardless of the outcome!”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
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