Definitions by Hym Iam
Sharing pictures of the queen
Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?
Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”
Sharing pictures of the queen by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
The Simpsons
The Simpsons by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Friends
I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
Happening
Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”
Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”
Hym “Huh?”
Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”
Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*
Iam “Right?”
Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”
Iam “Ha! Look at this!”
Hym “Stop interrupting!”
Iam “No look!”
Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”
Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”
Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”
Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”
Hym “Huh?”
Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”
Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*
Iam “Right?”
Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”
Iam “Ha! Look at this!”
Hym “Stop interrupting!”
Iam “No look!”
Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”
Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”
Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”
Death
Yup. And they’re going to get what they want too. Because... you know... You can’t not die. HURRAY!!!
Hym “Uh huh... I’m rooting for the death too. I’d still like to know if the charlatan saw the maze. Or maybe his wife. That’s going to be fun. Either way it would be inconclusive because I could very well forgive him at some point and it could be the creature trying to lull me into a false sense of security.... I mean, if you did see it it means that I can’t forgive because you’re going to try do whatever it takes to not go back to the maze. Up to and including trying to kill the creature yourself (which it’ll just make it easier to kill but hey). That’s pretty extreme rhetoric though.”
Tomato can
Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
Tomato can by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Toilet paper
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
Toilet paper by Hym Iam October 22, 2022