Yes. I do.

You're not sexually advanced. Getting railed by a bunch of fat cocks doesn't "advance" You in any way shape or form. Riding a roller coaster repeatedly doesn't make you a Rollercoaster expert. The experience you gain from having sex does advance your ability to have sex because you're just getting a fat cock jammed in you. You are fucking the fat cocks (alost exclusively) and then blaming and dehumanizing the baby dicks for their inability to fuck you.
Hym "And yes. I do. And if the AI works as intended, you are very much not the guy that tells me anything. It takes a guy who is very much more important than you and EVEN THEN... The answer is STILL 'Yes. I do.' MY line has already been crossed."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
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Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!
Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
mugGet the Child meat-shieldsmug.

Say his/her name!

You've heard the chant right? What it sounds like you're insinuating is that they're supposed to be chanting MY name.
Hym "Is that a thing? When they're chanting the 'Say his/her name!' shit it's supposed to be 'IAM HYM! IAM HYM!'? That would have been dope. I feel a little robbed though... I feel robbed out of my minions... I wanted to wield them against my foes. Instead some retard is making them paint streets and tip cop cars. He's wasting perfectly good minions. And some of them are hot so I could be fucking the hot minions. This whole thing has been a wash. *Sigh*"

Iam *Snoring*
by Hym Iam May 04, 2022
mugGet the Say his/her name!mug.

Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...
Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
mugGet the Piratemug.

Pro-Natalist

A couple points of contention:
1-Maintaining other cultures (in the name of pluralism and competition)
2-Practices decided by subsidiarity (Circumcision)
3-Using kids to inflate your own existential importance
4-Reproduction as evidence for the validity of practice (Circumcision)
5-Cultual Imperialism (Parent can't be the final arbiter)
6-The parallel between reproduction and happiness (Paperclip maximizing)
7-Cultual zealotry
8-Capital Punishment
I think I've seen enough.
Hym "I'm going to go point by point (In reference to the Alexander Grace video with the Pro-Natalist couple):
(1) I don't see how maintaining other cultures doesn't devolve into some form of overt Imperialism and (4) downstream from that I see you evidencing the validity of your 'culture' with your reproductive sucess and that isn't necessarily the case. (1) So I'll start by saying what I see happening (just from hearing you talk) is other cultures 'losing competition' thereby losing their claim to representation and being subordinate to the 'winning' culture. So that is just trading one form of Imperialism for another. (5) Additionally, I'm glad you brought up abuse because you see that (on some level) the parents can't be the final arbiter in regards to how their kids are raised. Firstly because they have to interact with other kids and other people. Now, I could devise of a culture wherein I have sexual relationships with my kids (at any and all ages). Now, your first response is likely going to be 'Well, your culture wouldn't reproduce as a result of inbreeding, therefore, the point is moot' but that could be remediated medical intervention (i.e. abortion) and I could add a practice (like the Viltrumites) where outsides are used for breeding and I could add a practice where the sons are made to kill eachother so that only one remains. (5) I don't agree that the external world should be prevented from intervening in the name of preventing 'Cultural Imperialism.' "
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
mugGet the Pro-Natalistmug.

Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.
Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
mugGet the Medical treatmentsmug.