Definitions by Hym Iam
Commenting
No it’s not commenting.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
Commenting by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Rizz
Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
Mysterious
Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”
Mysterious by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Psychopaths
“Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
Psychopaths by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
So what you’re saying is...
Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.
Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”
Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
So what you’re saying is... by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Pegged in the butthole guy
Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”
Pegged in the butthole guy by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons
Give me a break Jordan. You’re not going on a personal tangent, huh? Cuz Jonathan Haidt told you you weren’t. It sounds like you are. It sounds like you are acting out your personal vendettas against someone anonymous instead of “acting out” you’re “belief” in God. How are you not doing the same thing as the woke types right now?
Hym “See.... Didn’t you say part of the problem with people not standing up to the whole mob was that people didn’t agree but they were keeping quiet for fear of people coming after them? But with your new stance on anonymity it seems to be the case that that’s what you want. You want people to be subject to the same sort of fear except in the other direction. You’re not better than the trans-activists. ‘BE NICE TO ME OR ELSE I’LL WEILD THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU!’ Just like the retard and those whores at the group home. You’re all the fucking same. And I’m the coward? How? You know who I am. Actually. Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons? So melodramatic. You’re a fucking wacko. Let’s see it. Let’s see how far you’re willing to go. Conflict avoidant bitch.”
Psychopathic Narcissistic Machiavellian Demons by Hym Iam November 14, 2022