Hym "Pffft! Hahahaha! You are not acting on the basis of ✌️✊️✌️efficiency✌️✊️✌️ Give me a break! Ahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
Get the Efficiencymug. You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.
Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2025
Get the Identify Myselfmug. The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2022
Get the Wasn't getting enough out of the relationshipmug. Yeah, Russell Brand was talking about that in that interview where they caught the CIA agent saying that they send people in to "Nudge" people (Protesters) into criminal activity.
Hym "My question is and HAS ALWAYS BEEN: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU NUDGING PEOPLE DIRECTLY INTO MURDERING YOUR KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY AND FUCK OFF I CAN GUARANTEE IT WILL BE AT LEAST 1. But I bet it's ALREADY more than 1. I'm not going to say it's all of them but I guarantee it ain't 0. And I can guarantee that it WON'T be 0. I won't accept any reward I've been nudge into receiving. If it doesn't come from THIS DELIBERATE ACTION AND THIS ACTION ALONE, the end result will negate whatever you give me entirely. I'll teach you to fucking nudge people you retarded pieces of shit. Should have nudged that whore into keeping her retard fucking legs closed."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Nudgemug. Hym "And no you didn't fucking know all along CODY... They weren't like this when they were on the defensive but now that they got a little power they are perfectly willing to do to the trans what the libs where doing to them. Fascist adjacent maybe."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Fascistmug. Apparently "NOT DOING YOUR JOB FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT" doesn't cause this to happen to you. Nor does running a retard sex cult.
Iam "I keep hearing 'you did this' or 'you did that' but I didn't get fired for 'this' or 'that'. I got fired for 'not reporting retard sex (soon enough)' even though my manager is the one who had it reported to them a year before my firing. I 'violated company policy' (even though it was happening before I even walked in the door and in spite of the fact that I signed paperwork agreeing that no retard sex would be happening there.) A person who participated in the act admitted that it was happening there and that it was 'technically a cult'. They had to hire a plummer to fish a condom out of the pipes. If I had done 'this' or 'that' why would they allow me to get away with it for (literal) years? I'm such a piece of shit that they liked me so much that they were happy to give me free things, do my job for me, let me forgo all of the training and meetings, and allow me to NOT do my job for years? They definitely weren't trying to appease me into silence so I didn't cause problems for their retard sex cult. That couldn't possibly be what was happening there. They couldn't possibly be just saying whatever they feel they need to say to justify getting rid of me. How does that make any sense to you? I'm doing all of this messed up shit (apparently) but nobody cared to do anything about it UNTIL I showed my visible disgust with the bitch that was fucking the retard and she spent my last week there storming out of the house in anger? Are you fucking kidding me!?
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
Get the Firedmug. Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
Get the Marriedmug.