Hym Iam's definitions
Always with the incels.
Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"
Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."
Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."
Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."
Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."
Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."
Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Incelsmug. Hym "Nah, you get the fuck right out of here with that. You don't expect sexual discipline from women."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
Get the Sexual Disciplinemug. People keep telling me to worry about myself but every time I see my reflection I can't help but be enamored by my own visage.
Hym "I worry that you miss the point of all this.... And you clearly didn't watch the anime. Do? There isn't anything TO do. We just watch. I don't have to let you have your BANAL 'don't mess with our kids' moment (because that's clearly what you're what you've decided to make this about) but I AM.... and other people AREN'T doing that. Actively. Right now, probably. I mean, statistically. It's something... and it's happening right now... Heheheheheheheh.... That's not a threat by the way. Just stating the obvious. I'm guessing that's why you're so eager to take this out on me.... It's fine... Really... But my mind is my own and is worth more than the burlap sacks full of shit you call your children. And now that we've established that... If you ask nicely I'll give it to you. Little moment? Let's... I want to hear a 'please' in there too. Make it compelling. You can do it. I believe in you. You ask real nice. Throw a 'sir' in there. You guys are golden. And then thank me for doing this instead of any of the other horrific things people are already doing."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Get the Worrymug. Hym "Being a Multi-millionare is in no way more immoral than condemning the guy who made the shit to labor for the rest of his life. And only because YOU have to fucking do it do it. You can go straight to hell with that shit. I could retire today. And it can't possibly be any more immoral than what I'm going to do if I don't get that fucking money, so pick your poison."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Get the Multi-millionaremug. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!
Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
Get the Free Speech Absolutistmug. Hey, don't feel bad though destiny... At least you're only in the hole $100,000... I'm like 1 billion dollars in the red right now.... And that's if you don't count the world changing A.I. discovery. Functional A.I. is worth like 1 trillion dollars.
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
Get the Losermug. You mean like, twins? Like, I suggested a bifurcated model and a tandem model and now you're trying the tandem model?
Hym "So... Gemini is smarter than the other one? Does the tandem model work better? I suggested both so... You know... Full credit."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
Get the Geminimug.