Hym "I usually reminded of my things by other things and I like to go back an cover my bases. 🤷 What can I say? I'm a thorough genius brilliant hero."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2022
Get the Remindedmug. You don't need it. You need to be deliberately deprived of the things that will solve your solution immediately or you're not going to do what I want. Which is.... Be converted into abstraction... So that I can do whatever I'm going to do.... Without you trying to stop me...
Hym "Adderall is great. Oh! Hey! You ever notice that the 'Ark of the covenant' is a suspicious sounding name? Like... An 'Ark' is.. Well... An ARK! It's a ship! Noah had an 'Ark' and a 'covenant' is like a 'secret contract!' It meant BOAT or SHIP in the Noah story... But when they REFERENCE the ARK OF THE COVENANT, How does that not LITERALLY translate to 'A ship (about which) there is a secret contract?' How is that not LITERALLY what the words mean?"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Get the Adderallmug. Hym "Nah, I'm not trying to change your mind. I already told you what is going to happen and what you were going to do. The surprise isn't in your response; it's in the fact that I was right. Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam June 08, 2022
Get the Nahmug. Oh! That I'm better than everyone!
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Get the 100% suremug. Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 01, 2024
Get the You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problemmug. Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."
God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Your cagemug. Hym "That's not even a conversation she has ever even had. That narcissistic bitch will completely fabricate an entire conversation to make herself seem like Supergirl. Several of them."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2023
Get the Conversationmug.