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Hitler

Nope. Nope. Fuck your Hitler. You don't need to stop Hilter that bad.
Hym "Your lottery is why Hitler and he was right."

Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Hitlermug.

External Problem Solver

No we are not taught that you lying piece of shit.
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
mugGet the External Problem Solvermug.

I'm not going to be intimidated

Hym "I'm not going to be intimidated. I'm not changing my tactic. Fuck your kids. I'm not walking away with nothing. Out of the workforce (and out of prison) because if I'm going to prison anyway I might as well just kill one of your kids. Or as many as I can."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the I'm not going to be intimidatedmug.

The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...
Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
mugGet the The Tate 'Pimp' Thingmug.

Electoral Dyad

It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”

Hym “What are you doing?” 😒

Iam 😳 “Nothing!”

Hym “Okay....” 😒
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
mugGet the Electoral Dyadmug.

Incel

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
mugGet the Incelmug.

Nah

Nope. No. Nuh uh. Nah. Nada. Niet. Nien.
Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
by Hym Iam October 21, 2020
mugGet the Nahmug.

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