Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."
by Hym Iam July 04, 2025
Get the If your parents consumed your productmug. It isn't about the people
Hym "It's about the proposition. And how the fuck was I suppose to know what kind of response I would get? How is this NOT the exact opposite of what should have happened here? And people are using my fucking arguments. Why would mainstream public intellectuals USE ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU FUCKING GOMER! JESUS CHRIST! CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO HIM THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AND ARGUMENT AND AN ASSERTION!? You're just asserting that it isn't a problem and EVEN IF IT WAS A PROBLEM you wouldn't give a shit. Seriously, I was a 1400 WITHOUT being trained by the greatest chess players on the planet. Dumb. You want to bitch about what I'm doing but look at the fucking morons who are already popular!"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the Propositionmug. Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"
Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."
Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."
Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"
Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."
Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"
Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"
Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"
Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."
Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"
Some guy "Touché!"
Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."
Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."
Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"
Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."
Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"
Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"
Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"
Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."
Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"
Some guy "Touché!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. It’s a reference to The Venture Bros. This future guy comes back to the past and starts following Dr. Venture around and whenever Dr. Venture tried to talk to him he shouts “IGNORE ME!!!” It’s funny. That’s a good show. That was a good bit. I liked Ignore Me Guy. That’s why I made the reference.
Hym “Oh! You see it? He said the thing YOU said about ignoring and mocking! See!? That’s hilarious! And just like that the infinite feedback loop is born. And you can say ‘Well, you don’t have to watch it! I mixed my sperm with my homo partners sperm so that when the egg was inseminated (yeah, shit, fuck you iPhone autocorrects! I knew I was spelling it right!) we wouldn’t know who the real father was or something! I married someone who shares the same name as me because I’m a narcissist and I like to yell my own name while someone comes in my butthole!’ But that’s dumb. Your brains are dumb. Because I’m in the feedback loop either way. It’s like saying ‘Don’t look at the sun!’ It doesn’t really stop the sun from being there. It doesn’t stop me from catching glimpses of it. Shit, sometimes I drive either east or west and have no choice but to look at the sun. And that’s the point of the feedback loop. You have to drive east or west sometimes. Makes it super easy to sell sunglasses. I’ve literally bought sunglasses because I knew some of the main routes I’d be taking where either east or west. But that’s what Jordan Big-Brain Peterson wants.
Hym “Oh! You see it? He said the thing YOU said about ignoring and mocking! See!? That’s hilarious! And just like that the infinite feedback loop is born. And you can say ‘Well, you don’t have to watch it! I mixed my sperm with my homo partners sperm so that when the egg was inseminated (yeah, shit, fuck you iPhone autocorrects! I knew I was spelling it right!) we wouldn’t know who the real father was or something! I married someone who shares the same name as me because I’m a narcissist and I like to yell my own name while someone comes in my butthole!’ But that’s dumb. Your brains are dumb. Because I’m in the feedback loop either way. It’s like saying ‘Don’t look at the sun!’ It doesn’t really stop the sun from being there. It doesn’t stop me from catching glimpses of it. Shit, sometimes I drive either east or west and have no choice but to look at the sun. And that’s the point of the feedback loop. You have to drive east or west sometimes. Makes it super easy to sell sunglasses. I’ve literally bought sunglasses because I knew some of the main routes I’d be taking where either east or west. But that’s what Jordan Big-Brain Peterson wants.
He advocates for it explicitly. It’s the east and west job to play out their roles. But the east is not doing it’s job! They tried to fire him and they need to go back to what they should be doing! So everyone else just has to sit in the loop and wait to die so his walking talking turds can, I don’t know, do whatever they want...... Oh, right, IGNORE ME!!! Oh, wait, you CAN’T! I’m too good at this thing I’m doing! And my dick, it’s so cool and better than everyone else’s. You can help yourselves! And that’s ok.”
by Hym Iam November 30, 2022
Get the IGNORE ME!!!mug. Hym "Wait... 😱 My glory hole brothels! UKRAINIAN WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"
Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? 😭"
Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."
Hym "😭 It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! 😭😭😭"
Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"
Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? 😭"
Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."
Hym "😭 It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! 😭😭😭"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
Get the Ukrainian womenmug. 
You would say that, you HAVE to hate it or your soul is going to be extra crispy in Hell, forever! And I know what you were insinuating, dipshit, but you're not going to do anything until I fuck and murder some kids and EVEN THEN... YOU still aren't going to do anything because you're a bitch. So... To you want to bring me some kids to fuck and murder and do you need me to find some myself? You can kill me today! I don't know if you want to put a gun to my head and you can pull the trigger after I finish or what?
Hym "The funny thing about sacrilege is that it exposes the Christian or religious monopoly on 'Goodness' anything that opposes Christianity is evil. Things are more or less good the closer they get to Christianity. 'Anyone that condemns me is evil because God said so.' So, now we all have to either agree that Christianity is good... Accept agnosticism (and allow the perpetuation of a sort of imposed solipsism where I just shut up and allow you to live in your little solipsistic dome)... or be evil. Those are the options Christians give you."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
Get the Sacrilegemug.