Definitions by Hym Iam

Die 

No, I want to die! I definitely want to die. I'm trying get the hell out of here so I can fuck up that creature right-quick.

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIM! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? Your kids know the part of the story you're not telling the audience you fucking idiot! THEY KNOW YOU LOST! They are going to know you lost and live out the rest of their lives knowing you lost. They pieced together your mangled corpse and now you're just this sloppily crafted Frankenstein's monster. Your bridge to the future ran out of bricks years ago. You're just floating in orbit desperately scrambling to siphon fuel from the person who launched you into orbit. Are your frightened? Do you not belong up there? Oops. I guess I don't know my own strength. I didn't assume anything and IF YOUR REPUTATION DOESN'T COINCIDE WITH WHO YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING CHARLATAN! ENJOY! Enjoy living the lie! The retard loved it! You know they told me he didn't have a phone. You know why I said what I said about him, Jordan? I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS WATCHING AND BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE. He wanted me to know he was watching and he wanted me to know he was fucking her. AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. I took your book and I spanked his spoiled little ass with it (figuratively) and HE FUCKING DESERVED IT. That little cripple is walking around with the words "By Jordan Peterson" imprinted on his ass. But, hey, at least now you can give your family the life you weren't good enough to actually earn."

Die by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Afraid 

Never that honey-bunny but you are not the one who was summoned.

Hym "Never afraid but I'm always around and you know where to find me. My house isn't clean so you're going to have to get a hotel room."

Afraid by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Trans-man

REALLY!? Reeeeally? So like... Biological female identifies as man? Really!?

Hym "Wow! Trans-man!? You're shitting me! My curiosity is peaked. I almost HAVE to look up his/her name. Shit... I'm almost at a loss for words. I would have guessed black guy before I guessed trans-man! I mean, your first guess almost HAS to be 'white-guy' (and you'd be semantically correct) but damn... I don't even know what to do here... Is it sexist for me NOT to do the scoreboard this time? Hold on............................................................... Ok. Audrey Hale 6-1-? This isn't praise (by the way) it's just the score. And (as anyone who plays the game knows) the score doesn't actually reflect what happened during the match and, sometimes, it doesn't even determine whether or not you win..."

Trans-man by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Folie à Deux

Yeah, you know, I wasn't going to say anything but (since you brought it up) it's a little pretentious innit? Not that I'm not pretentious but...

Hym "God, don't even get me start on the French... Folie à Deux? I bet the first scene is Arthur buying a prop-revolver that shoots out a flag thay says 'Bang' Ha!"

Iam "Oooooh! It's a 'Folly of psychology' reference. Right? Remember that one? That's a pretty old one. I'm surprised he remembers that one."

Hym "Oooooohhhh.... Still pretentious just... It's me... I'm having a hard time not feeling slighted by that...." 😑

Folie à Deux by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

The Blame Game 

That's right folks! It's time for another round of THE BLAME GAME! WOOOOO!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Hym "TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME! All! TO! BLAME! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM (But palm muted)! DURM! DURM! DURM! DURM!🤘😝🤘 The Blame Game! That'll be the name of my Youtube news channel! Blame game. The. The Blame Game. And the interesting thing about 'Blame' (in general) is that it's more useful as a 'framing device' that it is as a 'mechanism for solution generation'. I'll give you an example: 'Good' people don't blame other people for their problems. By trying to blame other people your are now TO blame and are, therefore, the 'Bad' on. FAULT is irrelevant as the attempt to blame is perceived as admission of guilt. This how 'Blame' is used as a framing device. Now, here is an example of how it is useless as a solution generation mechanism: A person does a thing. They are to blame for doing said thing.... That is all. There is no deduction that can be made from this reality. Any deduction that CAN be made from this reality is little more than mythologizing. You said it was a war. The war on immorality has been raging for thousands of years (So no, no one alive has started anything here). There are some casualties. That is all. Enjoy your war."

The Blame Game by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Demonization

The prefix "Demon" means "A malevolent ethereal being" and the suffix "Ization" means "To make or change into". Therefore, "Demonization" is the act of turning something into a Demon.

Hym "You know what I'm going to say, right? 'Oh NO! The thing I DEMONIZED 'turned into' a DEMON... WHAT A TWIST! THE DEMONIZATION IS COMPLETE! WhO cOuLd HaVe PoSsIbLy SeEn THAT cOmInG!?!?! You'd have to be some kind of world changing revolutionary GENIUS!' Or something along those lines. You get the picture? That's the funny thing about the whole 'Prince of Lies' thing because I'm going to tell you the truth, and you're going to do the exact opposite of what I tell you to do out of spite... And then something bad is going to happen... Because you'd rather have bad things happen to you than listen to The Devil... Even is he's telling the truth... And that's what I'm saying about the attention and accountability thing too. There is a 'right way' to do what you're trying to do. There is a 'right way' to interpret the information you receive. There is a 'right kind' of attention."

Demonization by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Financial engineering 

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

Financial engineering by Hym Iam March 28, 2023