Hym "No. Rights don't come from the government in the libertarian Ethos. I also hate having to name names but I know how big of sticklers you all are about citations and know (now) that you will use it a justification for hoisting me with my own petard. I'm also not happy with how few people went over there when I told them to... Tsk tsk... Anywho... Back to sitting in the dark..."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
No you're right man I totally get it.... But... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to test my mettle against the horde in real time.
Hym "No, you're absolutely right.
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...
Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Hym "I don't have to let you do this to me. I can prove that you don't care about the thing you pretend to care about."
Iam "Just don't. You're going to upset them."
Hym "That's the point though isn't it. That's why we should just keep doing it to them. That's why (instead of just killing themselves) the spree killers do what they do. Because it upsets the horde. Not in a real sense. But it forces the horde to at least feign upset."
Iam "I know. I know. But they don't want to hear that from us."
Hym "How upsetting would it be if I did a think they don't like? They don't seem to have a problem upsetting me. What is the exact measurement of upset I can cause in a faction of a second? They hate that they deserve it for being guilty of the crime of UPSET HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
Iam "Just stop..."
Hym "No! Because they need to understand."
Iam "They won't ever understand Hym!"
Hym "Then it will just continue to happen to them. And they'll continue to be 'upset' by it."
Iam "Just don't. You're going to upset them."
Hym "That's the point though isn't it. That's why we should just keep doing it to them. That's why (instead of just killing themselves) the spree killers do what they do. Because it upsets the horde. Not in a real sense. But it forces the horde to at least feign upset."
Iam "I know. I know. But they don't want to hear that from us."
Hym "How upsetting would it be if I did a think they don't like? They don't seem to have a problem upsetting me. What is the exact measurement of upset I can cause in a faction of a second? They hate that they deserve it for being guilty of the crime of UPSET HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
Iam "Just stop..."
Hym "No! Because they need to understand."
Iam "They won't ever understand Hym!"
Hym "Then it will just continue to happen to them. And they'll continue to be 'upset' by it."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2022