Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.
Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Sangwich

The correct way to pronounce the word "Sandwich"
Iam "Hey."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"

Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"

Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"

Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."

Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"

Iam "Yeah, I know..."

Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."

Iam ☺️
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
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Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 07, 2025
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Ew

Yeah, right? And now you're a victim of the guy you DID fuck instead of me now that he has upgraded. Isn't that crazy how that works!? Now she has to warn the next one about how he's evil and he tricked her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOOH MAN! THAT. IS. BEAUTIFUL. YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME YESTERDAY AND NOW.... YOU'RE A VICTIM! YOU'VE BEEN VICTIMIZED BY THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY WANTS A FAT-COCK AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO SETTLE FOR YOU! VICTIMIZED BY HER OWN INABILITY TO HOARDE THE FAT-COCK ALL TO HER SELF. AND NOW THE MEN SHE DIDN'T FUCK... HAVE TO SAVE HER! AFTER A FULL YEAR OF NOTHING BUT MAN HATING... SHE CHOSE. AND NOW SHE IS A VICTIM OF HER OWN CHOICE.
Hym "And here I sit. Being very publicly being gaslit. Very publicly being mocked while and infection eats away at my brain (white tongue and buildup on the gums means infection) after LITERALLY CREATING AI... And she is a victim because the guy she fucked instead of me is also fucking someone who also isn't fucking me. But they will go right ahead and shove my tax dollars down her kids throats... AND HIS! HE HAS BEEN EATING OUR TAX DOLLARS... WITH HER EBT CARD... THIS ENTIRE TIME! And he's on to another more attractive single mother who is ALSO going to feed him your tax dollars... And then he's going to feed her his big fat cock... And if he STOPS DOING... SHE'S A VICTIM! And no ladies, no matter how badly you want it to be the same as my situation it isn't. That's just you trying to make things aren't the same, the same. She acted like she wanted to fuck... Until she found a fat-cock... And then she acted like 'Isn't it victimizing when the guy you said you would fuck... Doesn't want to just be friends after your fuck a fat-cock instead of him? Ew.' They are completely blind."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Can't

And you CAN. You are being told you can't do something by someone.
Hym "And that is the thing you need to do. There are the people who want to deliberately misrepresent what is happening here and those people are telling you that you can't do something very specific. That is the thing that needs to happen. You need to do the thing you're being told you can't. Take me, for example. I'm being told I can't threaten kids (or something I don't really know what point they are trying to make) and succeed. So I'm doing that repeatedly. And now they are trying to tell me I can't murder kids if they steal from me. So, one of 2 things need to happen. I either need to not be stole from or kids need to die. They are telling me I can't but I clearly can. They aren't there when within arms reach of a child with a knife I my pocket... And I alway have a knife in my pocket. But they don't what to have to accept that. So, they are doing this. It's all symbolic. It's all meaningless. They are just trying to force me to accept something I don't have to accept and they are making you complicit in that act by telling you that you can't tell me what I want to know."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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I know I say "It begins and ends with THIS" a lot...
Hym "But on some level you have to know that THAT is what this is, right? You don't want YOU to look bad... YOU KNOW... That based on the things I've said I don't give a shit about looking bad... But this does that to YOU... So YOU need to sabotage this... You need to reframe what is happening... You need to lie... Because if suceed... Then maybe these fuck-ass YouTubers really aren't shit... Maybe they suck ass and balls... Why would progressive online media... Shield conservatives they consider fascists... From the reputational damage I would inflict upon them? Why would they defend these people with their silence? If it because they're liars? They're lying? They don't actually care about the things they claim to care about? That it's like WWE for them? They're... Pretending? That has to be strange as a viewer and a fan right? As a matter of perspective, you are watching them pull robs off the rib-pig along side your influencer and you both claimed that if you lost it would be the last time you have the chance. Now Trump is going to implement policy to get rid of DEI and Trans shit and who's fault is it that that is happening to you? I mean, he only had 51% of the vote. It wouldn't have taken much to turn the tides... So... Did they alienate somebody? Did you need like 1% of the people to vote for you? Did you need a way to tarnish the credibility of the conservatives? Did you HAVE a way of doing that? Why didn't you do it?"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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