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Definitions by Hym Iam

Election 

Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...
Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"
Election by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
OoOoOoOoOoH NoOoOoOoOo!!! 😱 Is somebody using ideological differences and/or perceived slight to justify criming somebody!?!? Whoever could have foreseen such a thing!? What A tragedy!! Oh me oh my, how could this have happened!? And to someone so pious, no less!
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoH nooooooooooo.... He's been hacked! Whatever will the millionaire what watches tiktoks for a living do!? Ooooooooh jeez!"
Hacked by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

The same boat 

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...
Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."
The same boat by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Nope. That's not calling for a Joe Rogan Boycott though, is it?
Hym "The real question is: How successful do you want the boycott to be? You want to put Anheuser-Busch out of business? So... 166,632 people out of a job because Matt doesn't like trannies? Who's is going to hurt more? The CEO or the wage slaves working in the factories? The drivers? I thought conservatives liked jobs. Now you want to arbitrarily destroy 166,632 of them over advertisements... 'OuR kIdS aRe MoRe iMoRtAnT tHaN wAgE sLaVeS' Yeah, I doubt the wage slaves feel that way. I don't think 'protecting' your kids from 'thinking things you don't want them to think' is more important than those other people's livelihood. And still no Joe Ragon boycott! HE'S SUPPORTING THE TRANS! DESTROY HIM!!! MAKE HIM KISS A TRANNY!"
Boycott by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Joe Rogan Boycott 

Where is it? He supported the trans. You gotta tell your followers to boycott him now.
Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
Joe Rogan Boycott by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Attention seeker

I mean... I said you would say that, didn't I? Still 7 years ahead of everyone.
Hym "It's easy to trivialize by calling me an 'attention seeker' but, really, think about it: How many people are actually doing anything even remotely close to this? Are they getting attention for it? Is this some 'optimal attention receiving strategy' I'm unaware of? And, relative to who? Who are you comparing me to? How am I any worse than your average wannabe Instagram model or actress in that regard? The difference is, you wouldn't even be asking. You would just throw your money at me, no questions asked. And, in the context of my situation, I couldn't get you to stop giving me attention if I tried. Wouldn't it be a strange thing for me to lie about? Is anything I've said untrue, or what? Are you the arbiter of who deserves attention now too? Are you trying to arbitrarily deny me attention? And as far as 'getting a big head" is concerned, do the phrases 'So, easy it isn't even fair for me to compete' or 'You're lucky I even allow you to have a country?' ring any bells? My head was already as big as it gets. You all just mistakenly affirmed all of the things I confidently asserted. It was an 'unintentional ego boost' to you. But where is this 'attention is to be denied to anyone who would seek it' thing coming from? And why isn't it being applied to YouTuber and Instagram/Onlyfans models?"
Attention seeker by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
You watch fucking TikTok for a living and you only exist because I spoke you into existence.
Hym "Nah bitch... I do not need to grow up. Me growing up has nothing to do with me being adequately compensated for services rendered, your status being elevated arbitrarily, or others being promoted preferentially. And that's what I'm talking about here. Those three things. Me doing things other than what I'm currently doing has nothing to do with any of that. YOU go work in the factory bitch. Older women than you already there. They love me (as long as I'm on Adderall).
Grow up by Hym Iam April 15, 2023