Hym Iam's definitions

Cynicism

The only thing you've managed to flip around is Cynicism. The philosophy that materialism is to be rejected and the wealthy, successful, and people in positions of power are to be mocked and ridiculed.

Hym "In the context of cynicism I am a modern Diogenes
Enigmatic figure, genius, and lyrical prodigy
I can't be shamed, blamed, or gamed don't try to bother me
This isn't a matter of effort nigga this shit is bodily"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Buuuuuuut

You're also authoritarian garbage who is just as bad at they are!

Hym "Buuuuuuut you're still shit. My contributions to things deserve to be recognized. You have a writer! You're reading someone else's work. People have read my work. You and your writer have been paid. I have not been paid. Netflix (One of the corporations you pretend to hate so much) has multiple shows that are directly downstream from this. Netflix has been paid. Todd Phillips has been paid. I don't care what I did OR said. If I'm not going to GET PAID ASAP I don't give a fuck if the country gets taken over by Nazi. I don't give a fuck about a racism OR a social justice UNTIL I AM TREATED EQUALLY AND AM GIVEN THE SOCIAL JUSTICE I AM BEING DENIED. None of that matters if I am not SEPARATE FROM THE PUBLIC. WE ARE NOT THE SAME."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Derivative content

The quality of the derivative content speaks for itself.

Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Oh? Really?

Pffft! Hahaha! You put YOUR name on it? What is that supposed to do you fucking idiot? I explained YEARS AGO why that wouldn't work. If I write my name on the Mona Lisa am I then da Vinci? Apparently you can just write your name your name on shit and it's yours. Oh and if a file is getting too large... Make a new file an fill that one with the excess data until the new one is full and then repeat that process every time a file gets too full.

A retard "I'm Hym!"

Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."

A retard "Oh..."

Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

Sarcastic

Nah you're fine

Hym "So is the brunette you wife or something? I might have to reconsider the dinner offer.... But no, you're allowed to be sarcastic."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023