Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' đ€Ł Hahaha! What!?
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2022
Get the Caveatmug. Iam "I would hope that this isn't central to our discussion. I'm not unwilling to talk about it (as I already have) but I honestly hope it's like a tertiary element of discussion. Because that shit is boring. I get enough of that from the women I associate with. It's literally 66% of women
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
Get the Boringmug. If you want to identify in any way you want you are free to do so... "BUT," JORDAN! BUT! YOU HEAR THE "BUT" THERE FUCK-FACE!?
Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? So.. They are LITERALLY DOING TO YOU (Overtly) what they are doing to ME (Covertly)... It's the exact same thing."
Dr. JeepJorp "But YOU deserve it! I don't!"
Hym "That's what people shriek in Hell, Jordan. Didn't I say that already? 'I dOn'T dEsErVe ThIs!' That's what you sound like. SHOULD SOMEONE INTERVENE, JORDAN? Is that why you're posting videos lamenting your fate? Is that a situation where someone should acknowledge that what is happening to you is wrong and intervene?
Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? So.. They are LITERALLY DOING TO YOU (Overtly) what they are doing to ME (Covertly)... It's the exact same thing."
Dr. JeepJorp "But YOU deserve it! I don't!"
Hym "That's what people shriek in Hell, Jordan. Didn't I say that already? 'I dOn'T dEsErVe ThIs!' That's what you sound like. SHOULD SOMEONE INTERVENE, JORDAN? Is that why you're posting videos lamenting your fate? Is that a situation where someone should acknowledge that what is happening to you is wrong and intervene?
What happened to 'people have harder lives then you so you don't get to complain about the things that are happening to you,' Jordan? What happened to that? You dumb motherfucker. What happened? How about this: If you humble yourself... And grovel at my feet like the guy you turned away... THEN (and only then) will I intervene. Ask for me... BY NAME to intervene... And I will. How does that sound? Is that what should happen here? Should I sit here any wait to see what you'll do and then after you do it say do myself 'Oh, shit... So that what he was going to do about it...' Is that what I should do? What's the correct response to you problem here, Jordan? Should I sign up for your Patreon and contribute to you 80,000 a month? How about I join Spotify and buy Joe Rogan's daughters some clothes? Is that gonna to do anything for you? Worse than the lobotomies in his custom made suit while going through the SAME EXACT THING I'M GOING THROUGH... EXCEPT with less support and less FREE money. Because the money you get from your sycophants is FREE money that you DIDN'T EARN OR WORK FOR, you fucking hack. But no. Go ahead. Teach ME a comsic lesson about the shit that I say. No? Nothing? No lesson here to be learned here by me? Didn't think so."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
Get the BUTmug. Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
Get the Vacationmug. Instances where exposure therapy is not usually recommended can include: Individuals who are experiencing suicidal thoughts. Individuals with a psychotic disorder. Individuals experiencing dissociation.
Hym "When is exposure therapy not used? When charlatans who have disgraced both their profession and their religion are not involved. You want my behavior to be corrected. You are trying to use this. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. And if I am not paid for your attempt and failure, the outcome WILL BE the exact opposite of what someone who believes what you believe would want. I can guarantee it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the When is exposure therapy not usedmug. Hey that whole episode sounds familiar! It sounds just like the schizophrenia youâre trying to impose on me. Neat. Itâs almost like thatâs by design.
Hym âThat âYou did this to yourselfâ stuff you keep saying is exactly what a narcissist would say. Iâd say itâs pretty good evidence of the assertion I made about parentâs attachment to their kids being narcissistic in nature. That and the rhetoric surrounding it. âWhat I did what sacred and by âwhat I didâ I mean âget fucked and shit out a little meââ and what I mean by âsacredâ is that the little me is âthe image of Godâ and what I mean by the âimage of Godâ is âmyselfâ and I mean âmyselfâ because Iâm a fucking narcissist.â Thatâs crazy.
Hym âThat âYou did this to yourselfâ stuff you keep saying is exactly what a narcissist would say. Iâd say itâs pretty good evidence of the assertion I made about parentâs attachment to their kids being narcissistic in nature. That and the rhetoric surrounding it. âWhat I did what sacred and by âwhat I didâ I mean âget fucked and shit out a little meââ and what I mean by âsacredâ is that the little me is âthe image of Godâ and what I mean by the âimage of Godâ is âmyselfâ and I mean âmyselfâ because Iâm a fucking narcissist.â Thatâs crazy.
Thatâs being a crazy batshit narcissist IN SPITE of the fact that youâre nested within a hierarchy of bullshit. And youâre imposing âwithdrawalâ on people and it looks like (from what Saad Gaad was saying) that youâre doing it to Sam Harris now too. Yep... Iâve destroyed you all and ushered in a new era of psychic totalitarianism. And your kids will live under it forever. Which is great! Itâs probably the only thing worse than fucking them in the butthole like a Catholic priest of shooting them in the face. Iâve taken their free will. And you were happy to give it to me. Because they donât need it. Theyâre YOUR kids and you want them to be a good little Jew or whatever. Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! HA! Iâm sorry. I canât help but laugh... Itâs... Itâs the best goddamn joke ever written! This is going to be great! Really! If I accidentally tip the scales too far and end up in hell, I can guarantee Iâm going to be the favorite. Which is going to be dope because then Iâll just be able to walk right out, kill God, fix reality, and then do what I was going to do either way.â
by Hym Iam November 30, 2022
Get the Withdrawalmug. No. It isnât is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what youâre doing doesnât work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym âOh? Is the thing I said wasnât working... I donno... not working? Is that whatâs happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasnât going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isnât indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. Whatâs my only option here?â
Dr. Jeepjorp â...â
Hym âAHP!â đâïžâYou were going to say something other than the only option that remains werenât you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didnât do that. You just doubled down. And now youâre trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And youâre all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You donât listen. Thatâs youâre problem. Thatâs the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldnât. So I wonât.â
Dr. Jeepjorp â...â
Hym âAHP!â đâïžâYou were going to say something other than the only option that remains werenât you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didnât do that. You just doubled down. And now youâre trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And youâre all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You donât listen. Thatâs youâre problem. Thatâs the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldnât. So I wonât.â
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
Get the Workingmug.