Social media beef

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2022
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Commonalities

What are some of the commonalities between liberal and conservative media? Do you know? You don't know...
Hym "You want to hear some of the commonalities between them? Alright. They both feint contempt for the status-quo while crediting activists against the status-quo as the problem in the country. They both frame perfectly reasonable people as deplorables. There is bipartisan agreement on issues that is never acted on (nuclear energy for example). Use of qualitative adjectives to frame situations in a wait that isn't necessarily untrue but doesn't accurately reflect objective reality and doesn't leave any room for the viewers to draw their own conclusions. It's almost like they're a negative feedback loop of nonsense designed to control the discourse..."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
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60 bucks

Hym "60 bucks!? Get the fuck out of here with that, Locals! You know I don't have 60 dollars! Gayve Jewben should be comping my account anyways! This is horseshit!"
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024
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Thugs

Trump is already set to have a meeting with a guy that has murdered 10s of thousands of children. They're pals. He's going to shake his hand and everything.
Hym "And YOU voted for him. And YOU funded the child murder. So you don't get to tell me that you don't have to pay me for AI and/or get to stalk and harass me indefinitely under the auspices of a child murder that you (yourself) have instigating but also has yet to occur. You have already giving your money to child murdering thugs and your president is going to have a tea party with their leader."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025
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Vpn

Hey, it'll stop them from getting access to my phone but I don't really care about that now do I Alex?
Hym "Will a VPN bring that kid back to life? Alex? Alex O' Connor? 1.37 if a pretty good price but it won't solve the real problem, will it? This probably hurts you more than it would hurt someone who believes in a afterlife so I'll keep it short since you want to be a smart ass."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far
Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”
Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
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