Hym Iam's definitions

0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.

Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023

For your kids

It doesn't count. You said your identity is a good father and a good husband ect. Still just you.

Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023

Personal Information

Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!

Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023

Retarded

Hey fuck you asshole is he's not to retarded to talk shit, he's not too retarded to get called a retard. If he's not too retarded to fuck his staff, he's not too retared to be called a retard.

Hym "And if he's not too retared to participate in weaponized schizophrenia then he's not too retarded to be called a retard. Piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2023

IAN!!!

YES IAN! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE! YEES!!! I AM THE GREATEST MIND THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!!

Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IAN!!! I'M LIKE THE GREATEST DIAGNOSTICIAN OF ALL TIME! HA!"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023

Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.

Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023

Motivated

It's funny watching you all project a motive on to the single least motivated person on the planet.

Hym "I mean, really. What about me screams 'Hyper motivated' to you? You don't give a single shit about my motivations or the outcome of my life. And I'm way more famous than that Libs of TikTok bitch. And more attractive. And brilliant."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023