Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
Get the I didn't just leave itmug. Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!!mug. Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
Get the Pick his brainsmug. Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I'm not Ben Meisalasmug. The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Iam "But I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Get the Relativitymug. Fastest growing, highest earning, most critically acclaimed verse of any production conpany in the history of the entertainment industry! 20/10 better than everyone.
Hym "The Hymverse is a ever-expanding universe of shows and moives all derived from a character so complex he can be distilled into HUNDREDS of characters. And that's not in response to the coercion part! That's in response to the BETTER THAN GOD part! That's why they're doing it. That part has no coercive elements and, as a man of God, I'm 100% certain that THAT is the part you have a problem with. Because if you were concerned about me murdering kids you... Wouldn't be doing what you're doing! Because I can still just walk out side of my how and stab some kids! At any time! What crimes did you commit while you were in a gang! Somebody find out and toss him in a cage. Where he belongs. For being the thing that I'm not. That's a crime! Doing the things he did. The coercion part is the weaponized schizophrenia part and I'm not coercing you. I'm like a seer! I can see the future and what's going to happen is that. Even if it's only one! You think long-dead people make you cry like a bitch just wait until you see the picture of the fresh one that YOU killed with your narcissistic moral authority delusion! That'll be fun! We might get a couple of sobs out of you this time!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the The Hymversemug. Nah, it's not just about the getting money and the credit. I also care about the people disseminating my likeness and punishing them for trying to get me to murder your kids. And murder them I will if you do not lead me to the bastards doing this to me. There's a hierarchy somewhere. And if the piece of shit at the top does not suffer the consequences of doing this the consequences will be deferred. I also like the idea of going down in history as the creator of A.I. (Savior of humanity) which... I AM.
Hym "But I need that fucking money. I need it more than I need to breath. You need to ask your politicians why your children's lives are worth less than a conversation to them."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
Get the Moneymug.