Death bots

OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...

Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Panic

Nah, don't- Don't (fucking) listen to Megyn.

Hym "Panic. Now is the time. There is no other solution. Homicidal rage in all directions. Now."

by Hym Iam April 07, 2025

Freud

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?

Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”

by Hym Iam October 04, 2022

None

The number of intimations that confuse me with you.

Hym "None of the intimations conflate me with you. I didn't steal from you you piece of shit. And no one thinks I did. Except for you. Fucking narcissist."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Tabs

Cleared.

Hym "I need to start clearing these tabs and finishing my thoughts. I mean... What if someone openned up my browser? They would uncover my secret identity! Oh wait everyone know who I am..."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023