Hym Iam's definitions

Per Show

Plus residuals.

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Hard Work and Determination

I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!

Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Credit

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Great

You're bringing women to suck his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the retard you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat dyke threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.

Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on time... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of apple slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking retard he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you bald, bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. Asshole."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?

A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Recording

YOU JUST DEFENDED A GUY RECORDING CHINESE PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! A guy recording himself playing the piano... The chinese tourist walks up and ASKS TO NOT BE RECORD (And doesn't batter the guy like the women in the video) and YOUR RESPONSE... Was "Welcome to America we can record whatever we want." So has there been a change of heart? So you SHOULDN'T be recording people? Which is it?

Hym "Recording people kissing public... 'Welcome to America' DOESN'T apply... And recording people in the airport 'Welcome to America DOES apply? (This is in reference to the Aba and Preach video 'Streamer pulls the strap...' btw) See how these YouTuber jackasses just make up ethics on the spot moment to moment because they're fucking retarded? And now your lives are in their hands. They can come down on you with the full force of their followers, disrupt or destroy your life because they have been able to convince retards that THEY THEMSELVES aren't retarded... Even though they are very clearly retarded. So know. He isn't going to jail. He was battered (literally) and brandished a gun in self-defense. He also shouldn't be allowed to record her. Both can be true. But that'd not the point. These motherfuckers just defended a guys right to record whatever he wants in public and now they are condemning a guy for doing the exact same thing. Ethics is a whim for these people. No consistency whatever. Completely and absolutely full of shit. All of them."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...

Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024