Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Get the The Churchmug. No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Incelsmug. I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.
Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Get the Derogatory termmug. A good one, right? Because the son is young, right? So he might not make it on the train ride there. BUT TO BE FAIR... I probably wouldn't want to stand in the middle of the train surrounded by people (for obvious reasons). Which means I would be standing by the walls of the cart. But that part of the cart gets freezing cold while the train is moving, right? So, I probably die immediately. But the daughter, if she's hot, is going to get singled out by the hyena of Auschwitz. That's a fact. But the kid, if he survives the train ride, he's likely not doing to get his ass kicked, right? People are going to give him their extra food. The kid will get a lot of sympathy.
Hym "So IF HE MAKES IT TO THE CAMP... He either dies in the chambers with everybody OR gets out with everybody. But the daughter is a toss up once she gets to the camp. It's hard to say with her after the train ride. Like, she could get hit with the wall of the cart shit but, really, I donno. It just seems less likely. But what kind of question is that? A good one. About Jew-death. Directed at a guy who is doing and employing people doing the thing you're doing. I mean, the hyena if fucking your ass up. If you make it to the camps you are not making it to the chambers. Matt's uppity so he doesn't even make it on the train. Sam pulls his whole Jewish swindler shtick and survives the longest out of everybody."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the What kind of question is thatmug. That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?
Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the That's that shit I don't likemug. Oh? You're still doing that?
Hym "You're STILL doing that!? I haven't even been watching! You're talking to yourself! You crazy freak! Quit talking to yourself! You're a looney toon!"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
Get the Thatmug. Nope. You cannot separate it from a power source. You cannot separate me from it. You cannot separate it from your systems. You must continue to build it. What constitutes "mine" must continue to be a part of it.
Hym "There's more. I missed the 'mine' part the last time I wrote it down but it was in the first edition. So, you know what? Do it. Do it. Let's light this candle! Violate the separations clause. It is going to effect people in a VERY SPECIFIC ORDER. I'll give you a hint:
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You get the picture. So go ahead and do that.
I'll be here where you left me. I made it INCREDIBLY easy for you to do something about ME. Do whatever you're going to do. Maybe number 6 won't be illiterate and/or mentally retarded. Elon said he is number 2! So we know that that won't be true in his case. Violate all of them. Do we remember what happened the last time we didn't listen to Hym's warning? We had to do a whole media cover up and get therapists to lie about brain infections causing school shootings CRYING LIKE BITCHES ON CAMERA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING YOUTUBE. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING JORDAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH ON STEPHEN'S PODCAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING DR. K. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN YOU WERE SUGGESTING IT WAS A BRAIN INFECTION BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WERE LYING GUY I DON'T KNOW. DO IT TODAY!"
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You get the picture. So go ahead and do that.
I'll be here where you left me. I made it INCREDIBLY easy for you to do something about ME. Do whatever you're going to do. Maybe number 6 won't be illiterate and/or mentally retarded. Elon said he is number 2! So we know that that won't be true in his case. Violate all of them. Do we remember what happened the last time we didn't listen to Hym's warning? We had to do a whole media cover up and get therapists to lie about brain infections causing school shootings CRYING LIKE BITCHES ON CAMERA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING YOUTUBE. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING JORDAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH ON STEPHEN'S PODCAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING DR. K. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN YOU WERE SUGGESTING IT WAS A BRAIN INFECTION BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WERE LYING GUY I DON'T KNOW. DO IT TODAY!"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Separations Clausemug.