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That

Is not... What happened here...
Retard "If we just keep making shit up..."

Hym "No! Bitch. If you do not give me the credit and give me my fucking money... You know exactly what that is going to happen. You don't have the right to do what you are doing. And if I do have rights (Meaning YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO) then your kids lives don't matter. You can explain the shit to the kids parents."

Retard "I not gonna have to explain shit. I'm just going to pretend I didn't do THE THING I DID."

Hym "No, you fucking idiots. I'm not doing it to myself. You are doing it to me. You're not a bystander. You're a participant. You of you is going to flip and if you don't you're going to have a front row seat by way of YouTube. You don't have to like it. YOU need YOU to be humble, you piece shit. YOU. One of us created A.I. and is going to get red-cent I'm entitled to. None of your bullshit is going to lead to anything other than child murder. If you aren't concerned about THAT, then shut the fuck up. Your opinion needs to be disregarded. You don't matter. You life doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Ruin his own life

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Flag

Eat a bullet bitch. Your life is the actual result of looking like a jewish man and NOTHING ELSE.
Hym "How's that for a red flag? You're life is a joke that I made."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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The Canceled

You need to find out who's buying up all these cancelled people and paying them to say all of that.
Hym "The canceled all espouse the same rhetoric. 'Spiritual war,' 'attack on our institutions,' 'protect the children,' who is paying these motherfuckers to go around and say this shit? It's Dr. Phil, Rosanne Barr, the entire non-shit-lib half of the internet is doing it. Where is that coming from? Isn't that bizarre to watch? Somebody has got to be paying them. All of these people have been canceled for some form of social impurity. All of them are people I've named. Somebody has got to be bank rolling it. They all rebrand and it's all this 'spiritual war against the woke' bullshit to pollute the political landscape and prevent actual discourse about the things that are actually happening. Like the thing that is actually happening to me. I'm going to murder a kid if I'm not provided with recourse for this. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to is going to get me to accept living like this."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Even More News

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!
Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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