Hym Iam's definitions

Addiction

I don't have an addiction.

Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Misrepresent

You are going to misrepresent a situation that IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, into a child murder and you are going to share that guilt with everyone except for the actual murdered. You need to stop trying to prove you're tough. You're not a hero and you're not good.

Hym "Don't let them misrepresent your kids to death. They will do it if you continue to get them and the tax man will come for me eventually and I will not survive prison for any amount of time so I will HAVE TO murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

Hans

Ha! What!?

Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

3 or 4

The number of times I've changed my name.

Hym "3 or 4 times. I started with DAAAAAAAAAA because it is, both, my initials and the number of letters in my first and last name. Then it was Gankster Grux because I was on a 15 game win-streak on Paragon with Grux. Then I feel like I had one other one and now I am Hym.

by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

Still Me

Cus your kids are still getting fucked and killed! I'm going to get one too in a minute here because you're trying to steal AI from me and you're imposing both a mental illness and a vapid skepticism on me that I do not actually have on me for using my rights in a way that you do not like and if you can do THAT I don't actually HAVE "rights" and if I don't have rights then there's no reason not fuck and/or murder your kids!

Hym "Me! Still me! And YOU, I guess, you're laughing now too! We're BOTH laughing about how you provoke people into murdering your kids and then play the victim! Or I guess your kids do it to themselves! Ha! Hahaha! You get the joke now! Or maybe we're both laughing about how you would CHOOSE the child murder! You CHOSE child murder when given the option and you will ALWAYS choose child murder because the alternate if for you to stop lying to yourself! No you did not defeat me. No you did not teach me a lesson. No you did not put me in my place. I did in 15 minutes what AI researchers couldn't do in 20 years and you either paid for it in child blood or you paid for it in money. OR BOTH! OR! OOOOR! The AI REALLY worked and
✌️✊️✌️just 1 man✌️✊️✌️ murder you all with your own mental retardation. You lost miserably 8.8 billion to 1. GAYVE JEWBIN!!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.

Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025