Definitions by Hym Iam
Gender Studies Tomato-can
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
Gender Studies Tomato-can by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
The other guys take
Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.
Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."
The other guys take by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Taylor Swift A.I. Porn
Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
Taylor Swift A.I. Porn by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Short king
Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.
Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."
Short king by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
A panic attack
As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.
Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."
A panic attack by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Streamer
Streamer "My life is so stressful bro! Looking up at the chat when I feel like it is so hard for me! Making up that story about visa issues to buy myself time while I figure out how to explain why my teenage wife is leaving me because I pretend to be a guy I hate to to fuck her AND getting her to keep her mouth about it is so hard."
Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
Paid consultant
Hym "Yeah, no, I should be a paid consultant. But your ass is obsessed with me, wow! I'm not going to find you digging around in my trash, am I?"
Paid consultant by Hym Iam February 25, 2024