Definitions by Hym Iam
Make my bed
I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Make my bed by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
For context
So... For the uninitiated... If you watched the Joe Rogan/Kat Williams episode of the Joe Rogan experience... You notice Kat Williams kind of rambles and vaguely alludes to the annunaki and "things we all know"
Hym "And for context, this is all just a punch of Billy Carson rhetoric/theory. He doesn't actually go into detail but if you did understand what he was talking about regarding aliens and the annunaki... Watch some Billy Carson on YouTube and get yourself up to speed."
For context by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
Gaza family
That's unfortunate! If I had more than -$700 I would help! If only the creator of A.I. had been paid to create A.I.!
Hym "Oh no! If only I had been paid for A.I.! Then, hypothetically, if I had a crush on you, you could just convince me to save random Gaza family! But alas... I have -$700 because I have to forgo paying my rent until next week and pay half of my electric NOW so I don't have to worry about the electric company turning of my electricity! And then I have to shop at the dollar store for the next 2 weeks so I can conserve as much money as possible so I can, maybe, use whatever is left over from THIS paycheck to pay my rent, late, and then the rest of my electricity (or at least half in case they decide to shut it off) and get more dollar store food! So, I guess you can just handle it."
Gaza family by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
Breaking news!
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
Breaking news! by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
30 Rock
Oh shit really!? Me too!
Coca-Cola
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"