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Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024
Get the Funny mug.Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024
Get the Family First mug.You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Social Media Expert mug.It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.
Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Diplomacy mug.Hym "You're trying to tell me that Anti-Semitism is a problem but I'm tell you the MY THING... Is a problem. So... No. I don't give a shit, kike. My thing or nothing. Hilter was wrong but only because he was basically a Jew."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Anti-Semitism mug.And if I don't succeed and I murder a kid with a list of names in an open browser tab on my phone and an instructions as to how to prove that the people on the list are perfectly aware of why that kid died? No reductio ad absurdum will save you.
Hym "All you have to do is hit the back button on the hundreds of saved submissions. Hundreds of saved definitions that will all coincide with episodes from the YouTube channels of the people whose names are on the list. Someone like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast could probably go even further and find out exactly which episodes coincide with each post with little to no work. It's over YouTube clowns. It was over the second Jordan Peterson shot that video with his A.I. friend. The look of abject dread sealed your fate. I will succeed. It's impossible for me to fail. Because I control what constitutes success... And you do not."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
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Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
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