Hym Iam's definitions

Biological organism

Beyond human, we are the biological organism. The lowest level of categorization.

Iam "Beyond human, we are the biological organism. As humans require an ecology to survive, we are inextricably linked with the other biological organisms. Invisibly chained to a rock by need for sustenance and gravity. A rock that is (literally) surrounded by eternity. The only one around for as far as the eye can see..."

Hym "............ And?"

Iam "..... I don't know. That's all I had."

Hym "Why start things if you don't have an ending? You're going to make it seem like I associate with idiots!"

Iam "I have an ending but I don't know how to them together. I kind of start at both ends and work my way to the middle...... And I'm not an idiot!"

Hym "Jesus Christ... Alright. Get out. Go. I'm you're taking too long and I have one."

Iam "But it's my t... *Sigh* whatever. Fine..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

The Claim

I have to at least have to hear the claim!

Hym "That's not all you do though is it? Take Andy and Tristan for example. It's always 'Oh he's a toxicity guys! He's getting accused of human trafficking' but it's never 'he's pretending to be the urban dictionary guy! He's doing the better than Joe Rogan strategum!' And then they never get charged with anything until AFTER I SAY SOMETHING. Where were you!? Just vague ad homs. Destiny? Well? You aren't calling that out! He's doing the exact same thing as Andy! And now there's a sex scandal! And then you're as vague as possible. He's a 'sex pest.' How about 'he's pretending to be Hym and doing the thing he same not to do?' Where's that coming from any of you? I don't even get to hear the claim that's being made but you need video footage and forensic evidence for EVERYTHING EXCEPT the E. Jean Carrol case."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Creative oversight

Hey, Todd, I know you don’t want the creative oversight but don’t have any scenes in the sequel where The Joker acquires his iconic arsenal. That is hack shit. There is no reason he wouldn’t have his joke pistol with a flag that says “Bang.” There’s no reason he wouldn’t already have a crowbar. And include some of the chemistry. The Joker is a biochemical genius. He created psychopathic fish. You need to tie some things into the canon.

Hym “I know you don’t want the creative oversight but that’s the problem with the Disney Marvel movies. No creative oversight. Which is why they are trash.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

I'm not saying my name again

You already know my name.

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Instructions

Before 2019 Urban Dictionary published of rejects post IMMEDIATELY. BEFORE sending them to the vote. As soon as I hit "submit."

Hym "So would Urban Dictionary publish 'Instructions to murder children and commit suicide?' NO! What about WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA? What about INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD AI? A LOT MORE LIKELY THAN THE FORMER, don't you think? EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ME... EITHER comes from ME... OR... A form of targeted surveillance and distribution of information about me that ties into the weaponized schizophrenia (targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia) that I have been talking about all a long. They were doing it BEFORE I said anything about it. They waited for me to reveal my identity and then did it to me explicitly and deliberately AGAIN. Except they likely monetized it this time. People only see the instructions Urban dictionary allows them to see. The leaks are illegal obtained and if the FBI had done their job, confirmed the veracity of the claim (that I'm being surveilled and harass in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia), and presented me with a solution for ME that doesn't involve the need to threaten your kids... This would all be over. I would be living of the royalties for my dissertation on AI. If people are not harassing people perpetually FOR YEARS the YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE TURNING TO VIOLENCE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM YOU ATE ACTIVELY TRYING TO PREVENT THE FROM SOLVING."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2025

New Atheism

Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.

Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024