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America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!
Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."
America's Children by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

14th amendment 

Oh no! The 14th amendment!? OH NO! We care so much about that (now and not 7 years ago when I was saying exactly that! Remember? Remember when I was saying this was a violation of that exact thing? And now they're doing it to you and now it's a national emergency? Remember?)
Hym "Hey, do you REMEMBER that? When I was saying that thing? About how why this was wrong? But ONLY NOW THAT IT AFFECT A FUCKING WHORE does anyome give a shit about it. The WHORE who's running around getting raw dogged by every fat cock she meets behind he boyfriends back... NOW THAT IT AFFECTS HER and that the gallom od semen she's pouring into herself my have a tangible consequence... NOW THE 14TH AMENDMENT MATTERS! ONLY NOW does it matter. Because 'ThEy'Re gOiNg To UsE iT tO tAkE mY dEcIsIoN-cOnSeQuEnCe pRiViLeGeS aWaY!' Fucking trash! You're absolute garbo!"
14th amendment by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Anecdote 

That's an entirely situational occurrence. You're trying to take a single instance of a registration change resulting in a second ballot and apply it across all instances as though ALL instances of people receiving multiple ballots are the result of registration changes. So, your anecdotal evidence in no way applies to the 2020.
Hym "Hey, name politician who said this: 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' Who was it? Who said it? Until you explain that, what could you possibly have to say regarding the absurdity of the claim that election fraud occurred? Whas it an accident? Did he MEAN the exact opposite of the thing he said? Why don't you make video about that? Do you have an anecdote to explain that one? Where'd your abortion 'rights' go shit-head? Where'd they go?"
Anecdote by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Easter Island Heads 

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
Easter Island Heads by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
Great show! Part 2 just came out on Netflix and is also great.
Hym "I haven't even finished watching it yet but the best scene in Code 8 part 2 is when they're trying to erase the girl's memories... And the super strength chick has has the main character up against the wall and the fire guy is BURNING THE AIR IN FROM OF THE MC'S FACE SO HE CAN'T YELL (Which is fucking brilliant he's like smothering him with proximal fire and it's fucking metal) and the MC gets loose a little bit from the super strength chick and shoves the fire guy's up so he can breath and the fire guy sets off the sprinkler system on the ceiling... The main character has electricity powers... And it goes into to slow-motion as they all kind of realize what what just happened... And it's got the guy from the CW Arrow in it, right? And he gives the MC this look like 'Oh no...' and then he shakes he head a litle bit like 'Don't... Don't fucking electrocute everybody.' And yeah, no, electrocutes the shit out of everybody but it was cool. That was a good scene. This is a good movie."
Code 8 by Hym Iam March 3, 2024

Diarrhea 

You expect me to believe you'll watch me diarrhea shit but you won't watch me masterbate.... I don't believe you...
Hym "Diarrhea"
Diarrhea by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
I still haven't watched season 2...
Hym "What if... I got credit for A.I. immediately and was compensated for my contribution? What if... Instead of doing what a charlatan and his sycophants want... I did what I want... And it worked better than anything they would have ever suggested... What if... I wasn't expected to affirm the values of a quasi-incestuous sex cult and was allowed to value the things I actually value? What if... I wasn't being stalked and/or harassed in my community with weaponized schizophrenia? What if... I had some vivans? What if shit-head Youtube parasites who think they're better than me fed themselves a bullet? Would the world be a better place? Is there an upper limit to how much better things could be?"
What if by Hym Iam March 2, 2024