Hym "Ok... FOREVER DROWN WORLD!!! So, basically, you drown forever, right? The sensation of drowning forever. They say it's the most peaceful way to die but you can only hold your breath for like 2-5 minutes. So it doesn't last all the long. But in Forever drown world it lasts... well, forever. Thus the name. And, in Forever drown world, sometimes you get eaten by a fish. Sometimes several fish. Sometimes you are the fish and get pulled into a boat and cooked and eaten by fish-men. Sometimes an eel swims up your bum and busts out your chest like xenomorph. Ripped apart by octopus, ect... But the only thing that doesn't kill you is the drowning. I might have a round where you spawn in with a knife and 100 other people and the last one standing gets a little air cube for, like, and hour but... You know the reanimated corpses of the people who died are going to eat you alive, right? Like, when the bubble is gone? They're GOING to eat you. That is a fact. And if you thank God for the air bubble you immediately lose air bubble privileges... And are eaten by zombies... Yeaaah... Forever drown world! It's gonna be dope!"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.
But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."
Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."
Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."
Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."
Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 08, 2023
Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."
The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"
God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."
Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."
God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."
Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."
God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Dawg "What?"
God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."
Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."
God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"
Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."
God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."
Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
If you are on the wrong side of 'internet silliness' you will lose your multi-million dollar business.
Hym "OR BECAUSE people might not like your involvement in this. I might be the correct one. And anyone who is not me is wrong! UP TO AND INCLUDING GOD! And I AM THAT! THE MAN WHO WAS MORE CORRECT THAT GOD! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
Nah- Fuck you Sam Harris don't disparage my imaginary Frankenstein! He's fucking compassionate enough. Alright? "He's not who people should be listening to" Yeah, who SHOULD they be listening to? Jewish fucking bible nerds? Should I wear the mask and take the vaccine? Should I only listen to people who AFFIRM YOUR VALUES? That's probably what you want.
Hym "IT'S ALIVE!!! My Imaginary Frankenstein Lives!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And Sam Harris hates it. Hilarious. You know what I really think? I really think that you're an intellectual elitist and that if you're not in a certain sphere you need to cede your capacity for thought (to whatever extent you are able to think) to 'experts' because even if they are wrong at least the stupid people are willing to cede their decision making to the 'experts.' It's more important than than actually being right. And I think this because it's the through-line that exists between your stance on Trump, RFK jr., AND Andrew Tate. Your position against all three is LITERALLY 'They are going to make stupid people think they don't have to listen to what the jewish bible nerds say and it's dangerous for everyone!' You and Jordan Peterson are the same in that regard. Pathetic. And if your compassion doesn't extend to ME, RIGHT NOW, then it is functionally nonexistent"
by Hym Iam August 01, 2023
But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Hym "Chanting 'Shame' is what the bad guys chant! You want to deal with me? Pay me for the things you took and give me some Adderall."
by Hym Iam July 07, 2022