Hym Iam's definitions

Ingrown hair

You know, I do have one on the left side of my head...

Hym "So, maybe I have an ingrown hair growing into my brainz... And really, it is not something vapid fear of stroke."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Prop clipping

I figured out what it ment and I didn't write it down right away and not I forgot! Shit! I'll have to wait until big loop cycles back around.

Hym "Shit I figured out what prop clipping ment and I lost it! Damn! I'll get it though."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Gay

Anime!?

Hym "Bitch I will- Gay!? Your ass need to watch it with that shit. Replace that necklace with a hand-shaped bruise."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony

Have you ever noticed...

Hym "That Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony all sound like they hired Taylor Swift as a ghost writer? Specially the songs Joker, I'm Him, and Rich Men North of Richmond?"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Sister Universes

OPE! OPE! THERE IT IS SABINE!

Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

How do I navigate the world

I already explained it once but I suppose I can do it again...

Hym "How do I navigate the world? Well, I oscillate between different modes! Remember? I said I visualize it like Nen. From Hunter X Hunter. (Which, if you remember, looks kind of like the Chinese Zodiak). I might LITERALLY be Ging Freces. He uses Dr. Leorio's remote punch. I mean, you have to know that it isn't you, right? With the shear volume of new idea I've added... You have to know it's just me being able to just DO this, right? Like, you want me to have to do your thing and I just don't. And you know how much I hate having to repeat myself."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025