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Gay

Hym "Bitch I will- Gay!? Your ass need to watch it with that shit. Replace that necklace with a hand-shaped bruise."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony

Hym "That Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony all sound like they hired Taylor Swift as a ghost writer? Specially the songs Joker, I'm Him, and Rich Men North of Richmond?"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Sister Universes

Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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How do I navigate the world

I already explained it once but I suppose I can do it again...
Hym "How do I navigate the world? Well, I oscillate between different modes! Remember? I said I visualize it like Nen. From Hunter X Hunter. (Which, if you remember, looks kind of like the Chinese Zodiak). I might LITERALLY be Ging Freces. He uses Dr. Leorio's remote punch. I mean, you have to know that it isn't you, right? With the shear volume of new idea I've added... You have to know it's just me being able to just DO this, right? Like, you want me to have to do your thing and I just don't. And you know how much I hate having to repeat myself."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...
Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Present

Can I be present in the moment?
Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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