Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Do ya... Do you get it? Religion? Do you see what I did there? No? Ok. You're clearly not getting it... Alright I'll spell it out for you... You ready? Ok. I subverted a the paradigm. See? Nah... You don't get it."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Get the Religionmug. I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.
Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the The REAL reasonmug. You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
Get the Erinmug. Hmmm....
Hym "Inconclusive... But on another note, already doing it. I'm doing stuff. I'm publishing dissertations. Giving feedback on works associated with my brand sometimes when I get the chance. Godolkin? Right? You know what also causes people to expire? Not being about to diagnose or have treated infections because you're not getting the royalties you should be getting because everybody wants to pretend that information wasn't added to the epistemic data set by one specific person. So, you know, dromedary strike something. Literally anything. Drone strike the absolute shit out of something. Pick a building."
by Hym Iam October 26, 2025
Get the Inconclusivemug. You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."
A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡
Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡
Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the I'm not apologizingmug. Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.
Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023
Get the Cultsmug. Hym "No. Your veil of silence has gotten the children you pretend to care about killed. I'm not going to let it steal my work and condemn me to a life of meaningless labor. You need to tell these pos politicians to come up here to green bay instead of going to fucking El Salvador."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2025
Get the Nomug.