Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Video

Oh shit! I was right! There is a video of Conor MacGregor doing the thing I said he did... RIGHT AGAIN!!!!!!! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! I'M ALWAYS CORRECT! MY PERCEPTION OF REALITY IS UNPARALLELED! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!!!

Hym 'AAAAAYE! You see that video of Connor doing the thing I said and practicing the counter to Josè Aldo signature move? Remember me saying that? AlwaAaAaAys riIiIiIiIght!"

by Hym Iam March 24, 2023

Shill

And it's funny hearing "Matriarchy Shill White General Supreme" call somebody a shill.

Hym "Hey have you ever seen Jordan shill for mens rights? No! I can literally say that I haven't seen that EVER... Not a single time... and that's God's honestly truth. But wait... Then why is he heralded as the King of the incels? And I don't appreciate the insinuation that I wouldn't call your daughter a slut to you face insulting. And you act like I don't have people covertly calling me names 24/7. Shit, I'd call her a slut to the back of her head... bent over an arm rest... But that's neither here nor there. I'm no coward but if I acted that way I'd be in some kind of retard group home. In which case you would be totally justified in bringing women to come suck my dick."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Metalocalypse Movie

LET'S GOOOO!!!! I TAKE FULL CREDIT!!!

Hym "YEEEEESSSS!!! METALOCALYPSE MOVIE! Somebody got the reference! What a canst do the least is always a good job and never a bad? Remember!? I'm like the naked bitch from 300! You know the one. With the lepers?"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

List of Names

Oh really?

Hym "There's a list of names of people who are considered 'dead' and people are handing out these names in the same way that police hand out 'no trespass' orders to gas stations. Intriguing... Sounds like my thing! I wonder what they do to these people..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Camps

Relax Franny. Just until I get a couple of notches on my bed post, alright?

Hym "They're BEAUTIFUL camps, Franny. We got the best camps in the world.👌Very hospitable👌 Nobody in the world has camps like we do. Nobody."

by Hym Iam January 30, 2025