Definitions by Hym Iam
You're fine
Hym "It's because 'You're fine.' Not that whether or not you're fine factors in at all. WHAT THEY MEAN... Is that THEY are fine. THEY are fine with YOUR problem. They often ARE the problem that THEY are fine with and are signifying to you that they are fine with that being the case. So, yeah, you think that Israeli is lying about their aims and deliberately genociding the Palestinians. But whatever. You're fine. I doesn't matter."
You're fine by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Bassem Youssef
Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"
Bassem Youssef by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Conspiracy theory
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Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
Conspiracy theory by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Submit
Hym "I didn't submit anything. I mean I submitted it HERE. But I didn't go to the board of education. YOU got caught PRETENDING NOT TO SEE THIS and after YOU started STEALING MY WORK people saw YOU doing the thing that you are doing now. And after I pointed out the fact that you were MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT in you interviews and then you SAW THE CONSEQUENCES of YOUR inaction YOU lost your fucking mind and now YOU are doing frantic damage control as everything around you crumbles but YOU being proximal to power is more important to YOU than any of the beliefs you perport to have. And then someone submitted THE FACT THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DENY THE REALITY THAT IS CURRENTLY OCCURING... Is why they are taking your license away. It isn't a Joe Rogan podcast. That's a lie. Now, admit to your audience that preventing people from getting 'unearned attention' is worth more than child lives."
Programmed against men
Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."
Programmed against men by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Mephobic
Hym "You're Mephobic. You're afraid... That if given the opportunity to defend my position... MORE PEOPLE WOULD AGREE WITH ME... THAN YOU. That all this is. Desperate scramble to avoid getting ratio'd
Teens getting stabbered
Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"
Teens getting stabbered by Hym Iam April 11, 2024