Hym "You SHOULD kill yourself, imposter! Do it on camera! Carve your wife's phone number into your chest, tie a noose, and give that chair a kick. You can do it today, too! You would be doing the world a favor."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Wouldmug. Hym "It took you 8 years and you still can't find a single person who has the opposite preference. Not 1. Because it isn't a thing and you know it isn't a thing. You don't respect men unconditionally yet expect respect from men unconditionally."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
Get the Preferencemug. I am glad that I won’t have to be alive to know that you’ll be crying like a both when you get what you deserve.
Hym “I gave you a chance to be the hero. You can repeat yourself all you want. I’ll just do something worse than unforgivable.”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Unforgivablemug. You're a charlatan with a God complex. What ever you so will fail and literally everything I do suceeds. I need to be made to fail artificially for you to pretend to be competent and play thought leader.
Hym "Well, this position looks like it's winning but he still isn't resigning... So, shoot up a school once a month until he is de-powered and his sycophants are ferreted out."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the This positionmug. Oh shoot that's a cool dream.
Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
And the the Fat Mexican just starts, like, having a regular conversation with me. Like... As though she didn't just shoot me in the gut. Amd that's when I woke up. But check THIS! When I woke up from the dream, the Chis Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE! Isn't that weird!? That happened to me once in high-school with a Yugioh episode too. So I thought that was pretty cool. But yeah... And when I woke up I'm like 'Oh no! If the Chris podcast was real... Then maybe the cold wetness in my pants was ALSO real!' And for a second I thought I pissed my pants but no... It didn't. So everything was cool. And then I did some writing and played Yugioh."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
Get the Dreammug. Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2023
Get the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!mug. by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Thoughtmug.