Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Cynicismmug. JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”
by Hym Iam October 29, 2022
Get the Ellen Pagemug. To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).
Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2025
Get the Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupidmug. You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.
Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Winmug. Hym "And if I don't get the credit I deserve I will do exactly that. I'm not going to let you digitally swaddle me. If you value you human life whatsoever... You will do the RIGHT thing. Instead of trying to make everyone live in an alternate reality where you aren't worthless dogshit. No. I'm not doing it. You are shit. And YOU KNOW you are shit. Be shit. Because I'll get credit for something."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Nomug. Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Doesn't Countmug. The election seems lost! If only we had a conservative media decimating in human form! Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! If only we had some sort of living psychic bomb capable of decimating the conservative media infrastructure! What are we going to do guys!? Where would we even find such a thing!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Oh no!mug.