Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
Get the Lovemug. They shouldn’t be glorifying fatties! They should be glorifying ME! I’m the good one! They shouldn’t be canceling ME! I should be the one canceling! I’m so righteous and good. He shouldn’t be lauded for his brilliant ideas! He’s evil! I should be lauded for his ideas.
Hym “That’s envy! That’s what envy looks like.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
Get the Envymug. Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Co-optedmug. Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?
🤦+✊
Hym "Hey, you see that?"
Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."
Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."
Hym "Hey, you see that?"
Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."
Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Get the 🤦+✊mug. I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.
Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
Get the Decisionsmug. Hym "Yeah, sorry for making the website better... And the television better... And several ungrateful people's lives better... And telling the libtards to "Shut the fuck up faggot!" And the conservatives "No, we're not doing your deranged psychopath God shit anymore. You don't talk to God. You're a schizoid. Shut the fuck up." Oops. I shouldn't have done that. And if you all weren't such small-dick hating retard molestation sympathizers... I wouldn't have! Literally!"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Websitemug. So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug.