You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2024
Get the I won't let it happen Jordanmug. Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
Get the Joe Rogan Boycottmug. Iam "I know but (with all due respect) that doesn't effect my basic argument. So, let's call what I'm talking about a "Faux Status Indicator". How "Faux" the status is WOULD (however) be determined by the culture (for example, Ancient Greece or Rome) but..."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Statusmug. Hym AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DESTINY! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! DID I NOT SAY THAT!? Shit! That and the whole hustle/work hard and improve yourself culture is crowd source by masochistic sad lonely men. Did I say that already? I meant to. I rarely get beat to the punch like that, holy shit."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Destinymug. Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
Get the Exodus90 2: Peterson Academymug. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Sexy Son Hypothesismug. UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Get the Battle Merlinmug.