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Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?
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Hym "Hey, you see that?"

Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."

Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
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The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...
Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."
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Evidence to the contrary

Do you HAVE evidence to the contrary that you're just arbitrarily withholding? If you're arbitrarily withholding evidence that she's not being followed. What would you do if you had evidence she WAS being followed? I mean, you ran a rape-farm so I doubt it would be beyond you to lie. Would you 'Do what you thought was best?' If she was right? What excuse do you have not to tell her?
Dr. Rape Farm "Well, you know, I think it's best to, um, deflect to the peripheral elements of her life because THAT'S what I was trained to do. And if I'm wrong 1. I look stupid as fuck. 2. I would lose all of the money I make treating the misdiagnosis. Bet the psychological enterprise is TOO IMPORTANT for you acknowledge evidence to the contrary."
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Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
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Exodus II

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II
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3rd Choice

No! There IS Ben! There IS a 3rd choice!
Hym "The 3rd choice is that you're a full of shit Jewish incest freak and your incest cult dictates what constitutes 'evil' and what constitutes 'evil' to a Jewish incest cult is anything that is not a Jewish incest cult."
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