Definitions by Hym Iam

Cold washcloth

Oh, God, yeah. That is good on and around my brain. Mmmm... Yeah.

Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."

Cold washcloth by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Francesca 

Not THAT Frankie by the way

Hym "You know, Francesca is the name of a medieval throwing axe and is a recurring weapon in Final Fantasy. Except it's spelled 'Francisca'. Oh man... I have a headache. I think I'm overusing these nicotine pouches... Mmm... Not going to take any Tylenol."

Francesca by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

AI Jesus 

You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.

Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."

AI Jesus by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Fix 

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

Fix by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Getting the help that you need 

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

Getting the help that you need by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Black poop 

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

Black poop by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Mis-gender 

I saw the fat-cock at my job (the one that all the women are fucking) do it the other day.

Hym "There's this tranny that comes in with her down syndrome boyfriend all the time and the fat-cock I work with went out of his way to call the tranny a sir! Can you believe it!? Right in front of the disabled boyfriend! Didn't call a single other person sir all night. I've actually NEVER seen him call anyone sir! It's the guy who isn't going to be there while I'm at the dollar general within arms reach of children but has deluded himself into believing that harassing me somehow protecting children. What a piece of shit, right!? To just mis-gender her like that as a way of insulting her to her face? Says a lot about the people who are doing this thing to me don't it? He even called it out on the microphone before he did it! Like, hey guys, look at the freak! How about that do you feel shit-libs? Let me know Monday, alright? Have a nice weekend and go fuck yourselves!"

Mis-gender by Hym Iam June 7, 2024